It was a dark and stormy night. The whole family waiting for the phone to ring as they await for a criminal to give instructions. Then the phone rings... RING RING Jeffery: "Hello? Yes, sir. Yes, sir. No sir please don't! No, have mercy! Yes sir. No sir, no. Yes sir. Bye." Donald: "What did the man say?" Jeffery: "Wrong number..."

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Why did Romney loose the election? Because Obama had more votes

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I am green. You are blue. Jokes are infinite. This is too.

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What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A terrorist. What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot. What are you racist or something?

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Whats black and white and red all over Racial violence

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What's black and white and red all over? I don't care I have AIDS

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what did the boy with dyslexia get for his birthday? bad grades

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What's red and bad for your teeth A brick

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Killing your friend as a joke.

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A cripple and a Jew walk into a bar. They sit down and begin to discuss all the stigmas that they have faced their entire lives. The conversation goes on for an hour, at which point a black man walks in. Just then, the bar explodes and they all die.

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What did the teacher say to the student? You failed science

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You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

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Why is it funny when dogs talk ? Answer: they don't

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Dakota Fanning

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Q: What do dogs and wind have in common? A: They're both blue. Except the dog. Or the wind. Wind is colorless.

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what do you call a deer with no eyes? no eye deer! -jpow

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I now pronounce you man and lion. You may now kiss the pride.

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Why did stevie get stabbed in the jugular by his sister? He was telling bad anti jokes.

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she is blind.

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I never knew I was dyslexic. Then one day I showed up to a toga party dressed as a goat.

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What's the difference between a chair and an identical chair? Nothing.

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Women's rights.

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What do friends and trees have in common? They will fall over if you hit them repeatedly with an axe.

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That akward moment when you tell a person you like them and they don't respond.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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