- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Forward this anti-joke to at least 15 people And absolutely nothing extraordinary will happen in the next 10 minutes.

A black man is picking cotton in a southern white mans field. This is because the white man is paying a more than fair wage and the black man is a 3rd generation cotton picker who enjoys taking part in his heritage.

homosexual rights to marriage

Gary Busey walk into a bar. Everyone Ran out noticing the potential danger.

The frightened girl did everything the man said. " Open your legs. Bend over..." She was playing Simon says and was afraid to loose. It wasn't sexual abuse, which her sister had experienced while traveling around the world in 2007.

Two men walk into a bar. It turns out the bar was a lever and set off a bomb. They both died.

What happens when a super saiyan eats a fully grown pineapple? hehe xd

How do you confuse Hellen Keller? You write a really difficult riddle in braille and tell her to solve it.

What's the difference between a trash can full of dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

what did the crocodile say to the fish? OMNOMNOMNOMNOM!! and then the fish swam away because of the the weird noise the crock was making...

So after 2 years of dating, the man thought the woman actually loved him. So to find out they took a ski trip and during their day they were on the chairlift and the man asked the woman "Do you love me?" The woman replied "No...I'm just in it for the sex, but that's a nice ski mask you have on"

what did the alcholic get his children for christman, nothing i lied about the children. Another joke by rangler thumbs up for more.

A man walks into a chiropractor. The chiropractor asked whats wrong with you? The man replies My boner has scoliosis.

Knock knock Who's there? Illiteracy.

This will be the least popular anti-joke. Dislike this joke.

Why is facebook ruining all of the world's social skills? Because Mark Zuckerberg has Asperger's.

A elementary school child was waiting at the bus stop for the bus to come. All of the sudden, the bus comes around the corner, pulls up, stops and he gets in.

A rabbi, a nun, and a homosexual walk into a bar. They proceed to get drunk, and party like its 1972. Oh yeah. And your dad was just killed by a refrigerator.

A blind man walks into a bar. The shopkeeper says, "the bar is nextdoor." The man walks out.

How do you know when a blonde has been using your computer? If you're lucky some of his or hair will have fallen out and be left on the keyboard as evidence.

A grasshopper hops into a bar and orders a drink. "Hey! We have a drink named after you!" exclaims the bartender. "You have a Melanoplus Differentialis?" asks the grasshopper. "Yes."

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

A lawyer gets admitted to a bar.

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