- Anti Joke

What do you get when you put the head of a lion on the body of an eagle?2 dead animals and a fine for killing protected species.

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?".

Rsoes aer rde, voiltes are bule, i have dyslexia. It's not funny.

Me Chinese Me no joke Me die of cancer.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

What did the terrorist do to the small village? Destroy it with a bomb vest.

Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

Whats worse then a worm in your apple This joke

A car with three black people in it is driven off a cliff and everyone dies. Why is this a tragedy? Because it is always a tragedy when human life is lost.

What did the farmer say when he couldnt find his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

Why is America so great? Because the continent is really large.

A man walked into a bar. He was only 19, but technically a man. Underage drinking is not O.K.

Stop driving smart cars you fags

why did the photographer take so many pictures? Because he gets paid.

A wife says to her husband "Everybody's coming over tonight, I want you to dress nice." *logically this cannot happen because there is no way that this couples residence can fit all 6 or so billion people in the world, nor would they want to.

Q: Why was the black man good at basketball? A: because he practiced

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, it was hit by a car

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because people have encroached on it's natural habitat.

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a man makes a bad joke

Why did the police officer arrest Maxwell? Because he's black.