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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo mama has one big titty and one small titty and the call the bitch paul

What does a black man love more than anything? His family you racist c u n t.

How did the Jew escape the concentration camp? He didn't he was caught and put in the gas chamber.

If a tree falls in the forest, and only a deal man is there at the time, does it make a sound? And what are his odds of not being trapped under it, awaiting rescue?

Why did the other reindeer make fun of Rudolph? He had one nut

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Beacuse she has no arms or legs. Knock knock. Who's There? Not Sally.

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her she is a burnette.

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what's worse than fining out that the best and worst jokes on anti-joke.com are about the Holocaust The Holocaust

Why did the Smartie get fired from the M&M factory? For throwing out all the W&Ws

roses are red violets are blue i am bipolar so am i

John has 58 candy bars. He eats 40, what does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

How do you stop a black man from spitting? People of all races and colours are quite within their right to spit on their own property whenever they wish. However if anyone spits on or near you, you could report him to the police, but don't expect to be taken seriously.

whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? i know how to make a pizza

A guy watches a porno. When it is over, he said; "Wow, that was deep"

How did the girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

three gay men were sitting in a hottub. a condom floats to the surface. why the hell were you watching them?

Dear Diary, I am down to my last drops of water, I'm going to die soon. Wait, a man is offering me some water! Theres still hope, wait he said sike and ran off. I'm going to die alone.

You will not press the like button.

How much is that doggy in the window? It's not for sale....it's waiting to be euthanized.

Beth got an aunt farm for her birthday.

What's blue and has two windows ? The sky, i lied about the windows.

What is big, eats cats, smells good, but looks like shit? A big, cat eating, good smelling piece of shit

Roses are red Violets are blue Its 2 in the morning Go the f+%& to sleep.

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