How do you get rich? Cut chunks off a fat person with a cleaver and sell them to china.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wioFUrwny1c

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana Your parents must have little regard for your social identity because they named you after a tropical fruit. Either that or you are clinically insane. I am concerned; please leave.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs sitting on a doorstep? Whatever his name happens to be

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What do you call a black man with a PhD.? A Doctor! What are you, racist?

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whats helen kellers favorite activity fingering herself

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? Ask him nicely to come down, and if that doesn't work, he will most likely stay up there.

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why did the monkey buy a shoe? to put em on!!!!

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~Chinese Anti Joke~ What is the difference between American army and Chinese army? American army teach youngsters to use their tanks. Chinese army smash youngsters with their tanks.

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Now I have been typing without even thinking about that, and you have been following me.

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What's funnier than the holocaust? Pretty much everything, the killing of 6 million people was a horrible part of our world's history, and is no laughing matter.

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Just Replying to Brock Facebook request Brock you should know by now that i am at your school talk to me there. Plus i loved the kiss you gave me in science. Now that tested my chemistry. Hehe. Emma Brown xOxOxOxXXXXXoOOOOO

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Jesse is so fat, his weight on his scale says " hahaha gotta love childhood obesity"

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Why did the hipster burn his mouth on a piece of pizza? Because the pizza was on fire.

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What Happened to the man who married a money? He contracted HIV

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Homonyms should be band.

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A black man orders a pizza to be delivered to his house. He is delightfully pleased at the speed in which the pizza was delivered and decided he would order from that pizza shop again in the near future.

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What's red, blue & green all over?

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Two friends go on a hunting trip together. One friend says to the other "Knock, knock." The other friend doesn't respond because he was mauled by a bear.

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These two guys walk into a bar. You'd think the second guy would've noticed it was there.

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you know what they say, Big man, Big hypertrophic cardiomyopathy, shame he died

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Why was the 18 year old white male late for his college class. On his way to college he got in a car accident and killed 5 people and he walked away unharmed

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A duck walks into a bar. In the middle of writing this joke I realized that there were already jokes like this so I stopped writing this one.

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what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

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