why did graeme go to olivias house to do fun things

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Sally walked into a bar and asked for a drink. Because she was under 21 they denied her request,

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How are a pizza and a jew similar? They both are people aside from the pizza.

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why did the kid let go of his kite? He got struck by lightning

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Why did the black man approach a small white girl in the alley? He was knew in town and needed directions

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What did Lois say to Peter? Who cares... Family Guy is a stupid show.

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Roses are red Violets are blue you smaell funny just like my poo! this came from the BOTTOM of our hearts!

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A woman walks into a bar, and the bartender says "Yes ma'am?". She orders a gin and tonic, but the bartender had gave her two without realising, and so she pays for one only. She starts to contemplate whether to tell the bartender about his error or to just leave it and have a free glass of gin and tonic. However as she is a christian, gluttony is a sin, and she already had enough to drink today. However, she feels the need to have a relaxing drink today, because as she was on her job as a receptionist, when a customer tripped on the last step of the stairs behind her and broke his neck, dying instantly, which deeply saddened her. This later led her to indulge on 3 glasses of red wine in the staff room. She finally concludes after a few moments pondering, to not tell the bartender about his error, and pampered herself with two relaxing glasses of gin and tonic. Her dead, mutilated body was later found in the rubble of a car after a head-on collision with a truck.

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What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

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Q: The president is driving down the road, when the wheels of his boat fall off. How many ping pong balls does it take to fill the Empire State Building? A: False. Vests don't have sleeves.

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3 strangers were locked in a dark room they turned the light on, unlocked the door and proceeded with their day.

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Whats worse then world war 3 world war 4

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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what is juicy and smells like juice,but it is not juice? juice. i lied about it not being juice.

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The blond sold her her car for gass money and then when to a car dealer and asked for a free car if she got drunk for him the car dealer said yes only if i can do what i want with you the blond said what do u want to do to me he said i want to throw u off a cilff the blond said ok

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Why did Timmy fall off the swing? Because he was dead

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Where did little susie go during the explosion? Everywhere :) What color were her eyes? Blue. One blew this way and one blew the other way. :p Knock, knock Who's there? Not susie :)

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On the dora show when they asked where the Monster was why did the arrow point left instead of right?? Because it was scared

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What's red, blue, and purple? purple.

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Some guy: Which of these is not delicious,watermelon,chicken,or kool aid. Black guy: What?

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A bear eats some honey. I'm not really sure why and I've never seen a bear eat honey in real life so I don't really know if the bear actually ate any.

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What's the difference between celery and a truck?

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I am couler-blind, and poetry is gay

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Roses are red Violets are blue Btw I have aids And now you too

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