- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is a vampires favorite desert? Vampires aren't real.

Q: Whats better than 10 baby's nailed to 1 tree. A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

There once was a man from Nantucket.

HEY are you aware of how tired your suitcase is? Sorry, I rest my case.

Here's a joke for u Hahaha suck on it I wasnt going to make u laugh o yea ur mom died

A white man asks a black man, "Did you fall into a chimney?" and laughs. The man proceeds to wash off his hands and face to reveal beautiful, dark-brown skin. Then they both joke about it because they are best friends.

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Why did Billy cry? He had Pubic Lice

Knock Knock. KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK. ANYBODY HOME?

How many eco-friendly people does it take to change a lightbulb? Nobody knows because fluorescent lightbulbs last 6 to 12 years longer than an incandescent lightbulb.

3 jews walk into a bar I lied it was a gas chamber

Why was the lady fat. She ate a lot of food.

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So a black man, an Italian, a Mexican, an Irishman, a Chinese man, and a Jew walk into a bar. They go their separate ways and never see each other again.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was black

How do you make a baby cry? Break its legs.

How did the black man get a new television? He worked hard and put away a small percentage of his weekly wage in order to save for this new addition to his household.

A little boy asked his mom what fucking was, so she showed him.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he was too much of a bitch to when his friends dared him.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house No? Neither has he!

why did the chicken cros the road? Becuase the all the cars were stopped at the near by red light.

Quizno's footlongs are four dollars...

What happens when you throw a penny between two Jewish men? Probably nothing, but one of them might pick it up and ask if you have dropped a penny.

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