Why did the man with no arms, and no legs knock on your door? He can't, he has no arms!

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How did the ship-less pirate cross the Atlantic? In an airplane.

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What's yellow and can not swim? A Bulldozer

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Why does Mike Tyson always win his fights? Because he hides in a refridgerator

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What's the longest, hardest thing on a black man? His femur.

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Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

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a women walks into a room and says she got a good job..wait thats not possible..

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A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

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roses are red Jacob's a Jew the holocaust was funny Haha f**k you

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A man took his son out to play catch. The boy didn't even try to catch the ball. After that the man took his son to the amusement park to have fun. The boy didn't even try to have fun. Then the man took his son to the burger place nearby. Once again the son didn't even touch his food. Finally the man lost his temper and beat his seemingly ungrateful son and cried over the fact that his son was mentally retarded.

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind kid get on his birthday? Cancer.

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Let's make like your mother and walk out on your family during pre-adolescence.

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why did jimmy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs!

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A padawan walks into a bar. He is promptly ridiculed by his master for not minding his surroundings.

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What's red, blue, green, yellow, pink, purple, orange, teal, light green, brown, black and white? Colours, except for black and white, for they are the absence and amalgam of all colours, respectively.

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SNAPPLE!

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Your mama is so fat that when she walks her legs rub against each other

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Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges don't talk

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What's green and fluffy? Red fluff, if you're color blind.

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whats worse than Brussels sprouts brussels sprouts that has petite vegetation, lack of sun causing mold and placed in a septic tank.

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Are you from Tennessee? cuz i wanna makeout with your face.

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Why did humpty dumpty fall off the wall? Because he was pushed.

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A man stumbles across a magic lamp. He doesn't believe in genies, so he sells it for profit on the antiquarian market.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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