What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

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Why does steve wonder always smile? He doesn't know he's black

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What did Christopher Columbus say to his men before they got on the ship? "Men, get on the ship."

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Q: Why did Temia go to sleep? A: Cause swaq and she was so skuxx!

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I'm hungry.

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roses are red, violets are blue, i have adhd, OH A CHEESEPUFF

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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How's a raven like a writing desk. you really are alice.

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Why did the car slam its brakes on? There was a infant under the bonnet.

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what did the man say to the other man? hi

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1: Why did the chicken cross the road? 2: The chicken has a right to privacy, stop questioning what she does

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What happened when an atheist burned down the home of a priest? He was arrested, charged with arson and sentenced to 5 years in prison.

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What did the alien discuss with the other alien? Something we discussed.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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what sucks? things that suck

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My mother-in-law is so ugly I actually feel quite sorry for her.

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What's bigger than your penis? The Empire State Building.

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Why was 15 afraid of 16? Coz 16 was bigger than him.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

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Two Irish men walk into a bar, order a drink and sit down to enjoy the drink and friednly conversation.

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

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Knock Knock? Who's their. M. M who? Me.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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