Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had already looked both ways and there was no traffic.

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What did Scooby Doo say to Shaggy? Raggy

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roses are grey violets are grey im colorblind but your face is still black!!!

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Whats worse than a dead baby in a puddle of blood? A dead baby in soup.

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Are you a tree? No.

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A hundred dollar bill falls in the middle of an intersection. Equally distanced from the bill stand a Jew, a Black, a White Supremacist and an Arab. Wouldn't it suck to be on this street? I am sure violence will ensue.

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The Arrowtongue commands the road like a semi-truck. But the Gyrosprinter corners on a dime.

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How'd the little kid get down the stairs when nobody was home? He fell down thhem.

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From a picture, it is difficult to tell the difference between an apatosaurus and a diplodocus.

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whats green can fly and has legs? a plane i lied about the legs

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a scizophrenic, Or at least thats what the voices tell me.

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What did the doctor say to the terminally ill patient? Your going to die.

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Why did the Mxican eat the taco? Because he was hungry,

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sexual intercourse.

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yo mama so dumb that we sat her down to take a standardized, comprehensive IQ test measuring spatial, logical, linguistic, and memorization abilities. Her aggregate score was an 87, indicated she is roughly one standard deviation below the mean of the population, which is not low enough to qualify for government assistance under the Americans with Disabilities Act (1990) but does impede her understanding of more complex abstract concepts and things pertaining to higher culture. In spite of this, she has raised a child of average intelligence, and has retained the same job at Walgreen's for 14 years, People seem to like her because she is polite and rarely late. Your mother is an inspiration to low-IQ people living in high-IQ developed countries, demonstrating that an inability to fully understand abstracts does necessarily lead to a life of meagerness and frustration, so long as you work hard, keep your spirits high, and accept Jesus Christ as your personal lord and savior.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? -- Because she had no arms Why did sally drop her ice cream? -- Because she got ran over by the ice cream truck

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PENIS THAT IS ALL!

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Why hasn't Justin Bieber gone through puberty. Usher Chopped his balls off.

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iff god whas funny why thit he let your mother be raped and your sister murdered en iff satan whos a ice cream will he taste sweet ?

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How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb? Any number of chickens plus one person.

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What happened to the guy that fell off the building? He hit the ground

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George Bush.

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede.

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What is the definition of nothing? The opposite of something.

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