Reporter: So, how do you feel knowing you don't have some place to work when you walk out of your house because of that tornado? Guy: "Well, it feels even worse knowing I don't have a house to walk out of. . ."

What did Jerry Sandusky do when he was alone with 3 little boys? Taught them how to play football.

Dont look at me.

Knock knock Who's there? I'm the Dick I'm the dick who? I'm the Dick Cheney

I asked my Grandma if she ever tried 69. And she said, “No, but I have done 53 -- that's all the sailors I could screw in one night.”

What do you do when you see a mentally challenged kid in a wheelchair? Walk up and offer to push him, as you should since he probably hasn't had a lot of friends in his lifetime.

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, and it's destroying he's family

i like cats

A man walks into a bar. He sees his wife with another man. That man is his brother.

Why did my cat die? I drowned it in the bath.

why did the rabit lose the race? it was a dumb@$$

What do you get when you mix a racoon and a human. A Smoothie

What do you call a black guy going into mcdonalds A great opportunity to make a raciest joke

What's red and invisible? No Tomatoes

What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Shes been dead for some time now.

What will you be doing right before you die? ... ... living.

Q: What's the meaning of life? A: Look in a Dictionary.

What do you call a Black pilot? A pilot! What else would you call him, racist!

call of duty world at war

Well, as you know, I have alzheimers and... ... ... ... ... ... Well, as you know, I have alzheimers.

How do you get rid of a stalker? You throw a fridge at them!

Get in the car.

A child in Africa developed Malaria. He became very sick and died.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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