Confucius says... The superior man, when resting in safety, does not forget that danger may come. When in a state of security he does not forget the possibility of ruin. When all is orderly, he does not forget that disorder may come. Thus his person is not endangered, and his States and all their clans are preserved.

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Why was the cancer patient in the hospital? Her mother threw a rock at her head.

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Why did the girl fall off the fridge? She tripped on a rock.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Well, she did.

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What's worse then dumping your' girlfriend over text? Dumping her best friend over text at the same time.

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What's the difference between a black man and a large pizza One is an ethnicity derived from Africa and One is an Italian dish that is well'ly known in all four corners of the world.

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What would you if I slapped you in the face with a fish? Unless you are a push-over, it is likely that you would retaliate with anger.

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What did the white cop say to the black thug? he didn't... he got shot before he could say anything

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So a frog and a penguin were talking and the frog says, " I have some good news and some bad news. The bad news is we're freezing, but the good news is: We have a conoe!".

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Who gave Max head georgia Hidi

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In Soviet Russia, Joke isn't funny!

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What happened when the dinosaur walked out into the rain? He got wet.

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A: Ask me if I'm a truck. B: Are you a truck? A: No.

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2 polar bears are standing on a chunk of ice that is floating in the Arctic Sea. One turns to the other and says, 'Dyu know; I keep thinking it's Thursday...'

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Why did God use one of Adam's ribs to create Eve? He didn't. God doesn't exist

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Why Does God Hate Gays? He Doesent, God Does Not Exist.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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America

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After Fighting Apollo creed. Rocky screams ADRIAN!!!! After 3 days of cardiac arrest he realises that ardian is a fregment on his imagination

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why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 8 9 jokes numbers dont have mouths

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Why didn't Valerie go on over to Amy's house? Because she's dead.

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Did you see stevie wonders new house? No. Well he hasnt either

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What's worse than your mom finding out she has AIDS? After she found out she had AIDS she stormed out of the hospital and got run over by a bus.

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What did the nurse say to the man who got an erection while being given a sponge bath? She assured him it was a normal reaction and moved on to clean his arms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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