- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the deer afraid of the hunter because the smell of toasters

What did catwoman say to batman? meow.

A man walks into a bar and a lady asks "Can I help you?" The man replies "No." and walks out of the bar.

why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was scary.. made by Kevin Kool

I like it in the butt. - Tyler James Nehring. Call me if you want to give me the d. 863-670-1547

Knock knock, who's there? Doctor. Doctor who?

I would rape her

What did the zebra say to the giraffe? Nothing, they can't talk dipshit.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and oranges? With one,you can make a delicous smoothie, but the other is just a pile of citrus fruits.

Two women were sitting quietly.

what has 52 teeth and holds back a monster? my zipper

Two weeks ago, my brother walked into a flea market and asked if they sold fleas. He's so silly.

Q: What do the Gynecologist and the pizza delivery man have in common? A: They both get to smell the goods but neither one of them can eat it

Why are there no aspirin factories in the Amazon Rainforest? Because it would be unprofitable to build a factory that requires a large workforce in an uninhabited area.

How do you fit 4 homosexuals onto a barstool? You make the barstool wider allowing for all the men to sit more comfortably on top of the stool.

Your mom is so fat, that she has unsightly stretch marks.

HEY YOU! TISSUE!

What does a black guy do to a white girl when the lights go off and there's a bed in the room? They go to sleep so they can have enough energy to work their two jobs and provide for their family after they've been evicted from their home.

MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What do you call a dragon with no wings? A komodo dragon

What time do you go to the dentist? Depends on the appointment.

Why should people with Alzheimer's not tell jokes? To get to the other side.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the World Chicken Road Crossing Competition.

Roses are red. Violets blue i do fuck people. MAYBE u too?

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