- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than not coming up with an original anti joke? Nothing.

Why did the really unfunny man buy AntiJoke The Book??? It was a good deal and only $9.99.

Why did billy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they've may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

Sam murray got home after school one day, he siad hello to his father and possibly played some Avatar on the D.S

Doctor: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that your parents survived the car accident. Kid: And the bad news is? Doctor: I have a horrible sense of humor, they're both dead. I'm so sorry.

What do you do when you see a black child riding a bike? Think to yourself, "Wow" you don't see many kids riding bikes anymore because there too busy playing video games in their basement.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Knock Knock Whos there? It's me your mom you dumbass and let me in

Your mother called last night. She wants her recipe back.

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. I'm not sure, because there are many farmers on this earth, and finding the same one that you are talking about, may be hard. It may take a while, but i'll get back to you as soon as possible, with an anwser.

why did the asain hate his life he didn't he was living a good life with large amounts of money with a very hot wife

Ross.

A Haitian walks into a bar. It collapses.

What's white and looks like paper? Paper

I heard a joke one time about a Rabbi, a Priest, and a little boy. It wasn't funny.

Why does the groom wear a black tux? Because he knows a funeral when he sees one.

Osama bin Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden was born in Riyadh, Saudi Arabia, a son of Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden, a billionaire construction magnate with close ties to the Saudi royal family.

roses are red violets are blue if i had a gun i would shoot you

Why did the man commit suicide? Because he felt he had nothing left to live for

there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

knock knock , who there ray, ray who , ray winstone , I am your daddy you'll get your perks.

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