- Anti Joke

~Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? ~ ~He was dead. ~ ~Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? ~ ~He was stapled to the monkey!!!

Why did the little boy cry? I cut off his toes one by one and shoved fireworks up his ass

- My grand mother died. - I'm sorry.... Did She died of old age ? - No, she got eaten by a giant worm.

Why does the man with no legs call for help? because he woke up to find that he had no legs.

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming? Here come the elephants.

Do you know what's annoying? Steve

A young child drops his ice cream and began to cry. Why are you crying asks his mother Because I dropped my ice cream said the child

Whats worse than losing The Game? The Holocaust

What did the zebra say to the giraffe? Nothing, they can't talk dipshit.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and oranges? With one,you can make a delicous smoothie, but the other is just a pile of citrus fruits.

Two women were sitting quietly.

Two weeks ago, my brother walked into a flea market and asked if they sold fleas. He's so silly.

I would rape her

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is funny and has three legs? Not the Holocaust.

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff. What's not pink and fluffy? Rape.

Q.whats long, black and hard to cut through? A.a line at kfc!

Knock Knock! Who's there? Santa isn't real.

what's worse than getting raped the guy who raped you has aids

7 chickens ran down the road. One ate a spider. He is now the fattest chicken.

Whats the best way to get to a girls heart? A knife.

Q: What did the serail rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

What do a book and a tractor have in common? Both are for driving, except the book.

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Why did Osama bin Laden cross the road? To get shot in the face.