What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile

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A black guy walks down the street. He sees a lamp, picks it up and rubs it. A genie appears and says that he has 3 wishes. The black says he wants to be thin, white, and get alot of pussy. The genie says, congadulations your a condom!!

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what do get when you throw a penny in between a jew and a mexican? nothing besides one less penny

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John - hey do you have tickets to see Oasis? Sam - No I bought green day tickets intead. John rolls his eyes at sam very dissapointedly then proceeds to go home. The next day Sam phones John excitedly telling him he traded his Green day tickets for Oasis tickets, a smile appears on Johns and Sams faces, not that they can see each other, they both then put the phone down. An African died. Green Day are a bad band.

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? 2 Survived.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, this is stupid, Violets are purple Violets are purple Oranges are orange Nothin' rhymes with orange wait.... DOORHINGE!!!!! -sincerely, That famous Orange on YouTube

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The time and place do not matter because I'm a lesbian.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who's there? Alzheimers

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient ability. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why are Jewish men curcumsized? Because Jewish women wont put their hands on anything that's not 20% off

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What did the rock say to the other rock? Nothing, they had just met and both were very shy.

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men's rights.

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CAOIMHIN JUST BE QUITE

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Q: why'd the monkey fall out of the tree A: because it was dead

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every cloud has a silver lining

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Why can't vegetarians eat mushrooms because I can't urinate over a scotch bonnet :/

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Penis, eggs, mushrooms and tigers

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Q: Why did George Lopez walk into a Taco Bell? A: To purchase a 5-layer Gordita Burrito

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Speaker 1: Why did the chicken cross the road? Speaker 2: Why? Speaker 1: Every member of your immediate, nuclear, and extended family simultaneously contracted Chronic Obstructive Pulmonary Disease (COPD) while being beaten, maimed, raped, tortured, and molested by a deranged serial killer during the sinking of the Titanic, eventually bleeding to death and allowing child rapists to eat their dead bodies.

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What did the black man say to the other black man. We're both niggas.

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i have two hands.

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Why did Billy drop his ice cream? He found out his family was killed in a terrorist attack.

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Why was the Indian at the casino? He had a gambling addiction.

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Yo mamma is so fat her blood type is RAGU

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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