- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What can make you pee? Liquid

Why didn't he finish his

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

what has a huge nose and is jewish??? Henery Miller!!!!!

Q.If your have $6.00 and I have a hair cut, how many donkeys are in the paddock? A. Aliens with a hat????????????

Two elephants walk off of cliff.... BOOM BOOM!

Roses are brown Violets are brown Who shit in my garden

What do you call a chicken with the head of a shark? A genetic anomaly.

The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

I LIKE TRAINS

i once thought i could do crytal meth but then i thought naw better not

What do you call a black man at the front of a bus? A bus driver

what was the biggest game of hide and seek? World War II and the Jews won

why do i have a pain in my left side i dont know but im scared

Bob: Why did the chicken cross the road? Angus: To get to the other side... Bob: No. Chickens are unaware of the dangers of the road, and it was ignorant of the oncoming traffic during it's aimless wandering.

Two cows are in a field. Suddenly, from behind a bush, a rabbit leaps out and runs away. Martin was a lonely man

What's worse than a Wasp at a picnic? Two wasps at a picnic. What's worse than two wasps at a picnic? A serial rapist. What's worse that a serial rapist? Three wasps at a picnic.

Q: What is the leading cause of pedophilia? A: Sexy children.

try slamming a revolving door

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you thro them

Eight hours? Sigh, leave it to me then! We both know you are a sweetheart behind that thick skull of yours, I mean why would you ask if it bothers me then?

Why was the Mexican socially inept. Because he hadn't recieved a good education

AIDS

What has a fiery tail and is mentally handicapped? Charetard.

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