- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black guy with a job? Responsible.

Q. What did one wall say to the other wall? A. Peekaboo I see you.

Why do white people go to black people's yard sales? Because they know they sale good quality stuff -Travis

Your mom is so skinny that she may have anorexia, yet she could treat it so she doesn't die.

roses are red, violets are blue, my name is dave, this makes no sense microwave.

Why was Johnny sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

shut up iggy

Knock Knock Who's there? a tree

What do you call a man bathing with a toaster Electrocuted

POO IS LARGE WHEN IT COMES OUT OF ME

balls

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Wait what was I saying

Whats the difference between a black person and dirt? nothing

Roses are red Violets are blue. most poems rhyme but this one doesn't!

When is a tree not a tree? When it's a rock.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

What did the black man get his mom for Mother's Day? Some jewelry and a very nice card.

Me: Ask me if in a giraffe You: Are you a giraffe Me: no

Why did Amy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Amy

whats brown and stickey? a brown stick

Patient: Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! Doctor: That's because you are. Patient: Wow, I need to lay off the mushrooms.

What do you call a blue penquin dipped in chocolate doing the samba? A blue penquin dipped in chocolate doing the samba!

What do you do when life hands you lemons? Such a statement assumes that life is an actual person, which is impossible. Thus, you do not need to concern yourself with what you must do when life hands you lemons.

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, it seem's that someone has been bathroom on my lawn. "Martha, I'm not cleaning this up"

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