- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the cerial killer get for christmas an electric chair

Guy: do u wanna hear a joke about my dick? Nah its to long Girl: Do u wanna hear a joke about my vagina? Actually that would make me very self concious I have ghonorrea and would appreciate not having to tell one.

A moose walks into a grocery store. It goes up to the clerk and asks, "do you guys have any potatoes?" the clerk replies oh yeah they're in isle... Ooooh wait a second. You're a moose. The moose responds, "Yes, indeed I am." The clerk then says "Oh ok, isle seven."

roses are black violets are black im blind

Whats Big, black, and in your moms underwesar? A snake that escaped from a pet store which is causing a lot of commotion in the local community. Meanwhile your mom is getting drilled by a big psycho who escaped the mental institution. JMM

An alcoholic walks into a bar.... I forgot the rest of the joke but your mother is a whore.

What did the father give to his daughter? AIDS.

3 friends are out camping. One says to the other "It sure is a great day to go fishing." The other says "Yes indeed." The third one says "I agree." After a few minutes of hiking, they go to lake and begin fishing.

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I'm not creative Roses are Blue

How did the black man get put in jail? He didn't, he never did anything illegal

how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?................ we dont know because u cant c them

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Why did peter fall off his bike? Because Peter is a goldfish.

you wanna hear a funny joke? so do I

Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

Hitler Call of Duty Score Kills: 6 million Jews Deaths: 1

Susan went to Chemistry class, Susan is no more. For what she thought was H20 was H2S04 (sulfuric acid.)

What's the best joke in the world? This one.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was playing Pokemon Go.

Whats plastic and little boys turn it on? A game cube, and Michael Jackson. Well maybe not anymore since hes dead...

why did the chicken cross the road? -----it didnt

What Do You Call Black People Skydiving? A fun time.

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