What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

So two people have conversation Luke: Hi Logan: Hi Snake eyes: ALHSKjagjdaoggj;jdjg;aj;kaj'dgajd Luke: You are so smart! (you retarted piece of poo) Logan: GAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBEEEEEEN

Your mom is so fat that she has trouble walking up the stairs because she gets easily winded.

why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

Women outside of the kitchen.

roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

Whats black and flys out of a car? Pupies stuffed in a bag.

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

A guy uses Google locations to find his friend Chuck Norris.

Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? One is a devotee of the torah, one is a delicious meal.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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