Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at rhyming turd

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What's the difference between an airplane and a cantaloupe? What? Wow your a dumby head.

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Why did the chicken get hit by a bus? He tried to cross the road.

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What's green and hangs from trees? Leafs

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What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

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Why did the clown fall off the unicycle? Because I shot him in the face.

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The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

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Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wanted tobe cool, But I look like you

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I'm rubber and you're glue, neither one of us say anything because inanimate objects can't talk.

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why does the man appear fat he is

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Kanye West walks into a bar. As he is a very popular celebrity, he is recognized instantly. The patrons mob him, asking for pictures and autographs. He is in a pleasant humour that evening, so he indulges them. Some laughs are had, he buys lots of drinks, and takes home two beautiful women. Such is the life of a celebrity. ...but that still doesn't make him happy.

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What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

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What can hurt you if you pee on it? A rabid grizzly bear

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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