Why did the chicken cross the road? Because, it realized that it was worth something in life, it had a meaning, a purpose, and a right to freedom, to go where it pleased. The chicken's first act of this freedom was to go across the street.

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What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

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A Jew walks into a bar...He uses his coupon to get a free drink, then leaves.

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Why does tundes food suck? Because he is from Africa and the cuisine is different

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Why did Rudolph poop while flying over Chicago? Actually, he had to go since trip started, and that's just where it happened to land.

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whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

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Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

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How do you stop a black kid from jumping around in your bedroom? Chuck him out of the house.

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Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait I shouldn't tell you, it's too long

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Holocaust jokes are in bad taste, Anne Frankly I won't have any of it.

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Knock Knock.

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roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

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Why do giraffes have long necks? To connect their bodies to their heads.

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In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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