What happened to the alcoholic man that decided to never drink ever again? He died of thirst. Moral: Alcohol was the only available liquid in this twilight zone... Anti anti joke

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A blind man walks into a bar. Nobody is surprised.

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why did little johnny start choking? because somebody shoved a bag down his throat

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? The chicken. The chicken always comes first, that's why the egg never comes at all.

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whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

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What did the fat confused man say? I am confused.

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How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

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a dog walks into a bar....it sees the horse and starts barking which ever dentally startles and confuses the horse resulting in tables and chairs being knocked over .

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What did the white man say to the black man at midnight? It's really dark out.

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Why are babies like shake weights? Cause If you shake them long enough, they both end up being inanimate objects.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

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Knock Knock.

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There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

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In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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