Why was the blind man bored? - He was in a coma

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13 =B you just learned something

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A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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There are 3 Chinese guys migrating to the USA, Chu, Bu and Fu. . Chu added a 'ck' to? his name and became Chuck Bu did the same thing and became Buck. Fu got sent back to china

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What do you say to a black man driving a car? Taxi

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When Chuck Norris plays Modern Warfare 2, he gets more care packages than Haiti did.

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What do you call a fat jew? A person that most likely has an eating problem and needs to seek help from the nearest rabbi

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A thief walks into a bank. He has an account there and withdraws 200 bucks.

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What do Barbra Streisand and Danny Glover have in common? Nothing.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a picnic table? Alot of things

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did you know that zach is the coolest person ever? no? well now you know

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Some say Helen Keller can't write a good book. You know what she said? Nothing.

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What did the little boy get from his parents on Christmas? Nothing. His parents died 2 nights before in a tragic car crash.

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Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was tired of this joke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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