roses are red violets are blue i smell meth abkfjbekfhbkfsdshjfbkhb

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A rapist walks into a bar He orders a drink He wakes up the next morning naked on a hot chick He leaves not realizing that he is nude and is promptly escorted by the police to jail

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Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

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You should get a new joke book............ because the newest edition has just be released

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Whats worse than one bee? Two bees. Whats worse than two bees? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bees.

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What happens when you put four drunk clowns and eight sober clowns inside of a clown car? Nothing, because the clowns realized that it's dangerous to operate a vehicle while under the influence of alcohol and decides to call a taxi instead.

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Q: how do you test the sharpness of a knife A: stab someone MR

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What's big, black, and impossible to swallow? A parking lot. Among many other things.

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Why did the serial killer need the knife? He needed to butter his bread

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What happened to the chicken that crossed the road. It got hit by a fridge.

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You walk into a shopping centre, what wont you see? Madelin McCann.

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Yeah, I know too, its as if "Omg he has not replied in 5 seconds something must be wrong", sorry about that. Not endorphin person? That cannot be too good.

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Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: Someone who just got stabbed to death reading the newspaper.

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A man walks into a bar. He is now passed out on the ground. (TD)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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