How many mentally challenged beings does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well one couldn't do it so adding more to the equation will only make it worse sir.

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What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

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A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

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How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

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What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

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You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

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In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

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"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

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A priest, a rabbi, and an iman all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, some kind of joke? Muslims don't drink beer."

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How are this and that alike? They aren't.

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what looks like a sock and goes on peoples feet? A sock

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Jesus on the cross promised he would return rite? So three days later he returns in ghost form and leaves. So why people still waiting for him? He returned and left already! (Lack of Moral?): The third coming: this summers blockbuster hit!

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What did the irishman say when he walked into a bar? Ouch

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There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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