what did the hobo as the other hobo? do u have any cheese?

. . I am a whale

Why did the clown fall off the unicycle? Because I shot him in the face.

The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

why can't Amy ride on the rollercoaster? Because she's under the height limit.

Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wanted tobe cool, But I look like you

I'm rubber and you're glue, neither one of us say anything because inanimate objects can't talk.

why does the man appear fat he is

Why did the turtle cross the road? Because there was a chicken stapled to his face.

Kanye West walks into a bar. As he is a very popular celebrity, he is recognized instantly. The patrons mob him, asking for pictures and autographs. He is in a pleasant humour that evening, so he indulges them. Some laughs are had, he buys lots of drinks, and takes home two beautiful women. Such is the life of a celebrity. ...but that still doesn't make him happy.

What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

Whats 9 inches long, pink, and makes women scream? A miscarriage OuO

What can hurt you if you pee on it? A rabid grizzly bear

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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