"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

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Why did the man go to McDonalds? Because he was a pedophile.

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WHAT DOES A NUMBER DO WHEN IT'S HORNE? MATHDERBATION

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Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

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What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

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i punched my mother in the face once she cried

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Q: How do you make a baby float. A: Put it in a blender and add ice cream.

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Why did the plane crash? Because a loaf of bread was the pilot.

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I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

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Roses are red, Violets are dead, I've climbed through your window, I'm under your bed.

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Why did the pumpkin stop using the jack hammer? Pumpkins cannot use power tools since they are nothing but an orange gourd. But, [for sport] say this ‘pumpkin’ was incarnate; one could assume he was done with his demolition work. He then would return the portable drill to the rental facility and get his deposit back.

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your pear.

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Knock Knock Who's there? You You Who? Yes? Can I help you madam?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!!!! lolooloL!OL!olO!LO!Lo!l!LO!L!O11P!lOL!oO!l

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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