Who is big and stupid My brother

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

Why did the clown fall off the unicycle? Because I shot him in the face.

Q. If you're paddling up river and you lose three tires, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? A. Purple because ice cream has no bones.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wanted tobe cool, But I look like you

A blind man walks into a bar. Nobody is surprised.

What came first, the chicken or the egg? The chicken. The chicken always comes first, that's why the egg never comes at all.

why does the man appear fat he is

Knock Knock I have a door bell It's broken Oh

What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at rhyming turd

I'm rubber and you're glue, neither one of us say anything because inanimate objects can't talk.

Kanye West walks into a bar. As he is a very popular celebrity, he is recognized instantly. The patrons mob him, asking for pictures and autographs. He is in a pleasant humour that evening, so he indulges them. Some laughs are had, he buys lots of drinks, and takes home two beautiful women. Such is the life of a celebrity. ...but that still doesn't make him happy.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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