Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

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So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

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The other day a male African American approached me in a less than reputable neighborhood after dark and inquired as to whether or not I had a dollar which I could spare. I politely told him I didn't and apologized. He forgave me and we went our seperate ways.

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What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

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How many mentally challenged beings does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well one couldn't do it so adding more to the equation will only make it worse sir.

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Knock Knock.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

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What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

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What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

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What did the irishman say when he walked into a bar? Ouch

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A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

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In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

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Your mothers so stupid she is retaking her college courses so she can get a better job and support her family.

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There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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