What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Nothing. I killed them both with a fire axe and proceeded to kill all the patients in the hospital.

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How do you make a person dissapear? You can't that would break the laws of physics, so therefore rendered impossibe.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

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How do you get down from a horse?? You don't... You get down from a duck.

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Why did Jimmy fall of a building without a paracute? Because he lost a bet.

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Why did the boy get and iphone? It was his birthday

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Roses are red Violets are blue I've got to say I hate you!

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Your momma is so ugly that when she stepped on the mirror, it broke.

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What is the difference between Julis Ceaser, and the moon? The moon is covered in rocks and craters, and Julis Ceaser is DEAD

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What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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-Your mom worked as a prostitute and died a virgin.

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What did little Ben's mom give him for Christmas? Nothing. She died last month

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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