the only people that will miss whitney huston are her drug dealer and possibly bobby brown

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What did rangler get on anti joke? Thumbs down.

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knock knock Who's there? Me Me who? Me Doa Kong Oh, Hi! Come on in.

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

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Three drunk llamas wearing sombreros are walking down the street. They walk in silence, lost in their own thoughts.

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What do you call a kid without any friends? A Sandy Hook survivor

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What is the difference between Julis Ceaser, and the moon? The moon is covered in rocks and craters, and Julis Ceaser is DEAD

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Why did the cow fall Cause a fat kid pushed him over

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What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

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"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

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Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

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your friend: i did ur mom you: jokes on u my moms gross friend:.....

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Cancer

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