a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

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Why was it cold in Florida on Monday? Because there was an irregular cold front moving through. The Monday part was just a coincidence.

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What did the alien say to the other alien? It's hard to say. They could use an inefficient form of aural analog communication, or a hyper-advanced form of telepathy. Either way, modern science hasn't brought us far enough to determine.

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What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Ebola is present And so are u

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What did the girl tell her abusive boyfriend Girl: You broke my heart! Boyfriend: I'm gonna break your face.

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hows your wife she died 7 years ago really mine too

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Why didn't Michael J. Fox feel the Virginia earthquake? He was on vacation in Maui.

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Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

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How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

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It takes a minute to know somebody, an hour to fall in love, but a lifetime to forget. Once, my mom forgot me at Disney World.

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A gorilla walks into a bar. It goes on a killing spree, and is promptly put down by animal control.

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's Tyler Oh hey, come in

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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