Do you know why the Mexican didn't like hot dogs? I don't know either.

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Whats the difference between a soccer ball and a baby? Babies cry when I kick them.

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Does Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? No, it's a scam.

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Mother: "George what happenend to your pet rock?" George:"I dont know." Mother:"Here! I found your pet rock. It was in the same place it was before!"

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Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

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Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

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There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

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What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

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why was the tricycle lonely? the mom back over the kid in the driveway.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple You thought I was going to steal an anti-joke didnt you squidward

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Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

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Yo' mama's so black the dark couldn't even see her.

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"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

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What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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