What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

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A man walked into a bar, he was meeting his friends but was half an hour early, so he went down the road and got a burger. He had recently began dieting to maintain a healthy weight, but had trouble with self control. 20 years later he would gamble away his life savings and then go onto live a lonely and unfulfilled life.

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On Friday the 13th,My cat turned into a dog.

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What happened to the man who had the most loving parents and family when he was born, had an amazing childhood which he shared with so many good friends, was loved everywhere, helped the poor, started a fundraiser for starving kids in africa, got a college education, helped a complete stranger get off his drug addiction, married a beautiful woman, bought a nice house and had 3 children who he loved dearly and spent time with as much as he possibly could, tucked them in every night and enjoyed every second of his life as if it was his last? He died.

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If 1+1=2 why does 2+2 not equal 3?

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At the Asthma hotline. Caller: Aahhh aahhh *gasp* *gasp* I need you... Woman: *slams phone* DAMN I WISH THESE PERVERTS WOULD STOP CALLING!

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stinky boner

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John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt has a really long name.

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What do you call a cross between a dog and a bumblebee? One messed up lab experiment!

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what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

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why did the crops die? because a deranged clown sprayed them with liquid nitrogen.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

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An irishman walks into a bar and drinks 6 pints of guiness. He then drives himself home and savagely beats his wife and children.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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