A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Watching your mum get sandwiched by two black guys...

Why did the chicken cross the road. grass was greener on the other side!

What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

Rap. Skate. Smoke.

What's worse than a real joke on AntiJoke? The Holocaust

Do you like fishsticks? Ya, me too.

What can hurt you if you pee on it? A rabid grizzly bear

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house in her back yard? -No Neither did she

I have existed for over 6000 years and around vi0lating people long before you where ever born kid... You do not believe me you say? friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: You do not believe me? According to this DNA test... Welcome to papa son/daughter... Its time to make you a man/woman now, and then TIME TO MAKE YOU my BlTCH!

What's as hard as a rock? A rock

One night, a man dreams that he is a bird that can fly into outer space. The next day the man finds out that his son is a homosexual.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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