A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

I can't stand being in a wheelchair.

Whats 9 inches long, pink, and makes women scream? A miscarriage OuO

What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

why can't Amy ride on the rollercoaster? Because she's under the height limit.

A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

Why did the chicken cross the road. grass was greener on the other side!

The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft by pulling down on one or both of the red tabs.

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

An Asian with a big dick.

Rap. Skate. Smoke.

Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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