roses are red, violets are blue with a face like yours, you belong in a zoo but don't worry, cos I'll be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!

How do you get a black person out of a tree? Tell them to come down

Q. What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car. A. Get in the car.

In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

Why did the babysitter only get paid 50 cents for a whole day. Because he was a 6 foot mexican.

What’s brown and hairy? Brown hair.

What's more absurd than a goldfish astronaut? A jew that cares about palestinians

Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

What's green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree, it'll kill you? A pool table.

What did the businessman do to get a promotion? He traded oral sex for his male bosses kind heart...

the person who wrote 1 under me is gay

When you aren't feeling well, you should see a doctor like this: https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS5u4lryU5PzmLUKCGEKZgDWMeQ_96VLEKFGu7Wvk-4M7UXHkOXBw

hows your wife she died 7 years ago really mine too

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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