Why was Nathan upset Because his sister died from an undiagnosed case of tuberculosis

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Yolo Pierre because of Etzio tickle shits faggatron and individual nut join forces to become the shit suckers

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A man with no legs walks into a bar. Just kidding...

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Confucius says... The superior man, when resting in safety, does not forget that danger may come. When in a state of security he does not forget the possibility of ruin. When all is orderly, he does not forget that disorder may come. Thus his person is not endangered, and his States and all their clans are preserved.

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How do you cut the sea in half? You can't. There are an odd amount of letters. You would have to jeopardize the "e", but then it would no longer be "sea".

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(Pretend you're an orphan.) Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

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how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

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Why did the boy fail math? He got bad grades.

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What do you call a gay kid, a horrible singer, and has long hair for a guy? Justin Bieber

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Q: You know what never gets old? A: The kids in a school shooting

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A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

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What did the biker do when he heard about Kony 2012? He became a social activist and did his part by contributing to the cause.

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Why did the woman go out of the kitchen? She did not because she had a curse put on by a man off the streets of Greek row a Yale that said u may never leave the closest kitchen near this very spot, and it turns out that the closest kitchen was in a frat house across the street so now she is stuck in the kitchen making sandwiches for all the frat bros at this Yale frat house, So basically she was in her place

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what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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