12/23/2012

Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

Did you hear the one about the guy who couldnt find his shoes? No? ok ill talk to someone who will get the reference

A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

Old Macdonald had dyslexia IE IE O

How many chickens did Moses bring to the ark? 2

So let's pretend two men that had been friends for a very long time, one man asks the other man how he is, so the man tells the other man how he is doing. Then that man asks the other man how he is doing. The two men were engaged in a very interesting conversation. What did the men do next? Nothing. We're pretending, remember?

What happened when the black man tried to cross the road Nothin. He tripped on a bug trying to get on the edge

Why was the black man hanging from the tree? He fell and had to grab a branch.

What do you call an office worker with no arms or legs? A paraplegic.

A drunk guy walks into a bar. He orders a beer and the bartender says "Hey pal, you look and act really drunk, I don't think I can serve you any more alcohol." The man looks up to the bartender and says "You're right, I'm really drunk."

What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

Why did the man jump into the river? He wanted to go for a swim, but the pool was closed, so he swam in the river.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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