What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

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What's disabled and red all over. The kid I hit with my car.

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An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

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Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

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Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero? Because it is impossible, the answer is undefined.

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roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

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2 black guys, a colombian guy and a white girl are sitting at a bar. They are friends.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Knock knock. Who's there? Insurance. Insurance who? I'm sorry, sir; we can't fix your liver because you don't have any insurance.

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Knock knock Fuck off!

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Q: What does a bunny and a plum have in common? A: They're both purple except the bunny.

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hows your wife she died 7 years ago really mine too

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What do you call a black man with no job? Unemployed

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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