- Anti Joke

Knock Knock "Who's there?" "This is Frank from Walside Windows just wondering if you wou..." (Door Slams Shut) "Damn those people are annoying"..

Why couldn't Danny learn the alphabet? Because a man of forty was staring at him in a very peculiar way and Danny found it very difficult to concentrate.

-2

A drunkard walked into a bar, and up to the bartender. He proceeded to the until he **. I proceeded to break down in immense frustration over censorship.

-2

School is like a boner. It is long and hard unless your asian.

-2

Why was the trash man feeling sad about his life? Because he had a mild case of depression to which his doctor recommended taking antidepressant pills.

-2

your mom's so fat that even the biggest case of cancer couldn't brake through her flubber its so big

-6

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

-6

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Knock Knock "Who's there?" "This is Frank from Walside Windows just wondering if you wou..." (Door Slams Shut) "Damn those people are annoying"..

What's better than wining the para Olympics? Wining the Olympics.

What do you get when you combine a baby and a chainsaw? 30 years to to life in prison.

What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

What did little ben get for christmas? A dead grandma

Why couldn't Danny learn the alphabet? Because a man of forty was staring at him in a very peculiar way and Danny found it very difficult to concentrate.

Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

A drunkard walked into a bar, and up to the bartender. He proceeded to the until he **. I proceeded to break down in immense frustration over censorship.

School is like a boner. It is long and hard unless your asian.

Why was the trash man feeling sad about his life? Because he had a mild case of depression to which his doctor recommended taking antidepressant pills.

your mom's so fat that even the biggest case of cancer couldn't brake through her flubber its so big

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

Knock Knock "Who's there?" "This is Frank from Walside Windows just wondering if you wou..." (Door Slams Shut) "Damn those people are annoying"..

What's better than wining the para Olympics? Wining the Olympics.

What do you get when you combine a baby and a chainsaw? 30 years to to life in prison.

What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

What did little ben get for christmas? A dead grandma

Why couldn't Danny learn the alphabet? Because a man of forty was staring at him in a very peculiar way and Danny found it very difficult to concentrate.

Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

A drunkard walked into a bar, and up to the bartender. He proceeded to **** the **** until he ******. I proceeded to break down in immense frustration over censorship.

School is like a boner. It is long and hard unless your asian.

Why was the trash man feeling sad about his life? Because he had a mild case of depression to which his doctor recommended taking antidepressant pills.

your mom's so fat that even the biggest case of cancer couldn't brake through her flubber its so big

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

A drunkard walked into a bar, and up to the bartender. He proceeded to the until he **. I proceeded to break down in immense frustration over censorship.