How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

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Whats 9 inches long, pink, and makes women scream? A miscarriage OuO

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What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

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What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

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One night, a man dreams that he is a bird that can fly into outer space. The next day the man finds out that his son is a homosexual.

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What did the businessman do to get a promotion? He traded oral sex for his male bosses kind heart...

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What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

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Did you hear the joke about the man and the serial killer? Neither did the man since he was stabbed repeatedly and thrown into the bottom of a lake.

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If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

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Why did the chicken get hit by a bus? He tried to cross the road.

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How do you starve a black man?.........take away his food!!

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What Happens if a Muslim boy gives you a bomb? You give it to someone else as your playing tnt tag and the bombs a toy

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hows your wife she died 7 years ago really mine too

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Do you like fishsticks? Ya, me too.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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