When life gives you lemons....you probably just FOUND lemons...

Women's rights

What does a Jewish Santa Clause say? This scenario is highly improbable as Jews celebrate Hanukkah and not Christmas.

Q: why did the cookie go to the doctor??? A: because he was sick

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter it's not going to come to you anyway.

How do you confuse an English Professor? Light your pants on fire and flop around like a fish.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

What is the best thing in the world? The opposite of the worst thing in the world.

So this drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later she has a misscarrage

What happened when the wife refused to make her husband a sandwich? Since he was paralyzed from the neck down, he starved to death.

Yesterday, I was hosting a party, and there were a lot of people crowding around some fruit punch I made all trying to get a glass... Whoops, it appears I forgot the Punch line.

what do you call a blonde that spends fifteen thousand dollars at a bar? an alchoholic.

sucks Syntax...

Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!


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