Why did Susan fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock... Who's there? Not Susan...

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Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

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A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

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how many black people can you fit in a car? However many sets there are.

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Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

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What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

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give me a gun or i will shoot you i dont know what with but i will kill you so run run or i will come and get you

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roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

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How do you make a boy cry? Pour soup on his head.

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Bridget, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and since it is rather long, it brushes against her round breasts. Even though she is a little sweaty, you realize what a beautiful woman she is, and you decide not to kill here. You instead ask her to marry you, and after she replies "yes", with tears of joy streaming down her face, you two make passionate love in the front seat of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Sex with helen keller.

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Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

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Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

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When life gives you Pure Filtered Water, Sweeteners (High Fructose Corn Syrup, Sugar), Lemon Juice from Concentrate, Less Than 0.5% of Each: Natural Flavors, Citric Acid (Provides Tartness), Modified Cornstarch, Glycerol Ester of Wood Rosin, Sodium Hexametaphosphate and Sodium Benzoate and Potassium Sorbate and Edta (to Protect Taste), Red 40 Make Lemonade.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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