Person 1: So now that were friends on facebook, you wanna hang out? Person 2: No I'd rather not.

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roses are red violets are red the whole world is red i started the holocaust

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Whats white and can't climb trees? Yogurt.

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What do you call a monkey lost in a desert? A donkey who was forgotten by his owner.

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What do they call Chinese food in China? Food

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How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

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What did Rihanna remember when she corrected Chris Browns tweets she can't remember last thing she saw was a fist

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Why wasn't the black kid allowed in the school? Because it was the Southern United States in the 1930s and due to racial tensions at the time most public facilities were seperated by race.

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Why did the little girl only walk half way across the street She fell into a man hole and died

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Why did the man fall on the floor? He had a heart attack.

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Why dont blind people go skydiving? Because they dont live when they hit the ground

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What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? seven commited statitory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8, murdered nine, was sent to jail for life, let out early for community service, and told 6 he was coming forhim 6 months later.... 6 commited suicide by jumping off a cliff his body was never found his family didnt get to say good bye thats why 6 is afraid of 7

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Nobody, this is a metaphorical door..

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