What's brown and smells like shit? My boxers.

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why did the black man drink grape kool-aid kool-aid refreshed him after a hard days work out in the field picking cotton

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is the glass of milk half empty or half full it is scientifically proven that these are the same thing. Choosing one over the other is like saying that 1/2 does not equal 1-1/2. A normal person would just see this as an ordinary glass of milk.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Oh, I thought you could tell me. I will ask someone else. See you later.

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What did Sammy get for Christmas? Raped.

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Q. How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? A. That obviously depends on the size of the bathtub and each individual infant.

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If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

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How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, it's not that hard.

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Q: What did the horse say to the other horse? A: Nothing, Horses are incapable of making verbal communication therefore they cant speak to each other.

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What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophobe a blow job

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Yo momma's so old, she lives in a nursing home and is on various medications that she needs to take to stay in optimum health.

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Know what's worst than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Obama

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What's white and horny? A unicorn

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Why do white people not eat crackers? Cause it's cannabalism.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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