A cruise ship took sail. It was about a mile out into the water already. The blonde had missed the ship when it set sail. She was only capable of swimming a mile. She swam a half a mile out after the ship, and then turned around. She then later died due to a severe case of hypothermia due to the temperatures of the water for long periods of time.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have five finger and the middle is for you

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Why did the Dr love drop hit guitar? Because a bear walked into a bar and killed everyone in there including dr love and was then shot to death by police and animal control.

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What do you get when you cross and unicorn with a loaf of bread? Cantaloupe

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue Bitches Like U Belong In The Zoo

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Why did the man mow his lawn without his shirt on? Because it was very hot out.

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Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop?...... Dr Dre.

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Why did the business man move to New York? Because he saw a potential business opportunity that could benefit him and his loving family.

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Q: How does Lady Gaga like her meat? A: Exactly what her preference is.

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Q: Why didn't the Government help the poor little boy? A: Because he was taking a test and that would be cheating.

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Why did Charlie Sheen laugh at the TV? Because there happened to be a comedy on.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Yeah neither did she.

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What do you call someone who can't move their arms or their legs A quadriplegic

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Friends are like snow: If you piss on them, they disappear.

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Penis.

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Why did the black man shoot the white man? The white man was a prison escapee attempting to perform hate crimes toward African Americans by reforming the KKK. The black man was also schizophrenic.

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A woman's opinion

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Fags are gay.

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Q: What's sad about seeing a dead twenty year old lying at the corner of a street with a beer bottle in his hand? A: He owed me twenty bucks.

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Why did the blond play Russian roulette? She is very poor and needs the money so she can feed her son.

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What do you call an Indian cook, that cooks in a Chinese restaurant? A chef

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What is a wok? A wok is sumting you twow at wabbits.

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What's the difference between an elephant and I?Our mass.

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How many friends did Jeffery have? 0 because he ate them and put them in his fridge.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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