A baseball player hits a home run and wins the game for his team, when he arrives back home expecting to see his mother and father, he remembers they both died in a car crash several years ago.

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Why did Debby drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus.

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What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? Me :'(

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Why did the black man fall off the building? The building was one of the twin towers and the event 9/11 was currently happening and he saw one of the planes coming at him so he decided to jump to his misery instead because he thought it will hurt less, also he thought that if he waited for the plane to hit him there is a possibility that one of the wings may hit him right on the neck and his head will get chopped off and he wanted to die with his body completely attached.

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what did the Mexican fire fighter name his two kids? Jose and Josbe

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What's winnie the pooh's middle name? the

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A man and a prostitute walk into a bar. they have a few drinks then proceed to a hotel room where the man has sexual intercourse with the woman in exchange for money. The man then leaves while the woman stays in the hotel room and cries cause she hadn't achieved any of her dreams or life ambitions.

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What's the difference between a dog and a urologist? A dog is a domesticated canine, and a urologist studies urine.

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What's worse then the holocaust? Sphagetti trousers of mordor

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Q: What is the difference between a duck? A: One leg is both the same.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Peoples' bad attempts at Anti-Jokes.

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Why Did The Girl Fall Off The Swing. IDK maybe she fell asleep.

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What doesn't kill you makes you...... A paraplegic

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What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13 for violence and brief nudity.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Cajuns love drinking And drowning too

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Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Plenty of things but you already knew that.

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How come the mexican couldnt support his family? Wendy's stopped hiring a week ago

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whats worse than snakes on a plane? terrorists

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Why are the inside of a black guys hands white? Because he has worked really hard for his whole life.

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Why did the Mexican cross the street? He didn't

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The horse's name was Friday

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A horse walks into a bar. The impact fractures his skull immediately, knocking him unconscious. He then dies from the resulting brain damage.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Fvck this poem I'll just go play video games.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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