An Asian person drove home safely.

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Why doesnt mexico have an olympic team? Because all the mesicans that can run, jump, and swim are already in the U.S.

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What's funny about my gay friend? He is a stand-up comedian.

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Why doesn't the mexican have a job? Grad school is taking up too much of his time.

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What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

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Haiku's can be fun But they don't always make sense Refrigerator

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What do u call 4 black men in a car? A: carpooling

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why couldn't the man rock climb? he didn't have hands

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How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Who cares

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Why Did The Monkey Fall Out Of The Tree? Because It Was Dead

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Why did the boy fall out of his tree house? the tree house was hit by lightning

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Why did the woman scream when she saw her brother? Cause he was dead.

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A man walks into a bar and orders some grapes. The bartender says he does not have any grapes available. The man leaves.

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A man came up to me and said," you suck" You know what I told him "YOU SUCK!"

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Why did the bugger cross the rode? He was tired of getting picked on

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What did the retarded black kid say in gym? Eugh eugh eugh eugh

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How do you get a clown out of a tree? Shoot him in the head.

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no one walks in to a bar bar tender: shit!

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How do you stop a run-away bus? You sit down in the driver's seat and gently place your foot on the brake pedular and proceed to press it down. The brake pads, located in the calipers, will squeeze the brake discs and slow the bus eventually to stop at the crosswalk for the old lady accompanied by a young boy scout to cross the street and continue their wonderful lives.

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What does a kangaroo and a zucchini have in common? Neither one can ride a bike.

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A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She compiled and saw the error of her ways.

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What has three legs and bleeds? A cat with a cut off leg.

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What's the only type of wood that doesn't float? Natalie wood.

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What happens to a red rock when you throw it in a blue sea? It gets wet

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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