Womens rights.

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Why is the world flat? I don't know ask the Native American who was curious enough to take his canoe, go out into the middle of the water and never come back.

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:(Sneeze) :Bless You :Thank You! :Mention it :Thank You!

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why was the guy crying at the bar his house got bombed

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A fat mexican man runs a marathon. Later, he is hit by a bus and raped by a squirrel.

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Once upon a time there was a kid he was happy The End

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1unno;njfjk

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why did ben perve on the 5 year old girl he is a pedofile

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Who're you gonna' call when you're apartments being ravaged by ghosts? Your doctor, for you might have schizophrenia.

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what did barrack obama say to the jew osama bin ladins a bitch

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Whats the difference between a boy scout and a Jew? Boyscouts come back from camp.

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Guess what? What? Nothing.

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How come fat people drive cars? It takes to long to ride a bike to McDonalds

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- Why can't the boy play games? - Because he was born dead.

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Roses are red violets are blue why dont u go take a shower

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What did the chilean guy told to the other chilean guy? Hola!

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F@ck me in the ass until I say STOP. Before we start, can you please ducktape my mouth?

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What's worse than 4 black guys sitting in a Jeep that goes over a cliff? They were my friends.

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If you don't live in the country, where do you live? The ocean.

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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What do Michelangelo and Kurt Cobain have in common? They were caucasian artists.

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Q: What do you call a white sheet on the floor? A: A ghost costume, dirty laundry, or carpet are all perfectly adequate answers.

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Why was the man tired at his soccer game? Because he did not sleep well the night before

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Whats worse that stubbing your toe? Death.

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