Why did the black man drown? Because he grew up in a poor neighborhood, where no one had a pool, and so he never learned how to swim

once there where 3 guys on a beach. they found a bottle and a fetis came out.. later they found out 2 of the 3 had cancer and the 3rd was a vegetable.

Whats cooler than being cool in High School? Nothing, now take a hit...everyone's looking

Has anyone seen that clown that hides from gay people in Tesco's

What happened after the man walked off the cliff? Nothing. It was a foot tall.

whats a cross between michael jackson and arnold shwarzanegga? Michaelwasanigga

A horse walks into a convenience store. He grabs a pack of gum, pays the man at the counter, and walks out.

I love results day! for every A* I get 30 pounds! everything else I cut myself.

What's worse then forced to eat frog legs? Xbox one

I like dogs. Lots of dogs. Meow.

Q : whats the most annoying thing on the earth with a big fore head ? A : Paige

why did the frog cry? Because he didn't get a message

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did u hear the one about helen keler neather did she

Why can't a blonde woman drive? because she was shot in both legs and cannot operate the pedals without extreme pain.

What is worst then falling off a tree....... Falling off a bigger tree

How do you kill a retard You give em a kinfe and ask who's special

HOW LONG is a Chinese name?

Quick ladies take off all your clothes the cloth stealer is coming Oh yyyaaaa

What do you call a dog with 4 legs? A dog.

What did the blind man say to the deaf man? -Nothing, he doesn't know sign language.

What did the limp dick say to the vagina? Is that rash contagious?

THEN WHO WAS FONE?

Wh did Steve Jobs invent the iPhone? Because he was smart.

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