- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An apple a day keeps a check next to the "I ate an apple today" box on my "what I did today" daily checklist.

A bear walked into a bar and said to the bartender," I'd li.........................ke one beer please. " The bartender replied, " Sure. But why the big pause? "

Your momma is so white, when she goes out in the sun it is necessary for her to use a lotion with an SPF greater than 30 because she burns easily and is also afraid of skin cancer.

What did the chicken say when it crossed the road? Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

what did tyrone want for Christmas? A dad.

Why was the gay kid beaten to death Because he was also an outstanding racist and lived in a highly populated african american community.

What did the woman say when the man got her flowers? "Why thank you."

Q. Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A. being physically disabled due to a preventable accident, thus leaving you incapable of doing activities that are easily completed by an able-bodied person

What do you do if a Polish soldier throws a hand-grenade at you? Run.

What does Chuck Noris have under his beard? A chin

what is the difference between a jew and a pizza? Pizza's don't scream when there in then oven.

A duck walks into a bar he buys a drink and says To the bartender "Put it on my bill." the duck is charged With $800.

What does 2 + 2 equal? 4

Why did Justin Beiber fall out of a plane? Because i pushed him off

Wanna know how to confuse a black guy? Give him a friend chicken sandwich with mayo on it.

Why did the football coach go to the bank? To make a deposit.

Why did the white bartender kick out a black man and his Mexican friend out of the bar? It was closing time

Q. What do you call 2 black men on a bike? A. Organised Crime

A blond and a brunette are on the moon. The brunette says to the blond "I'm glad that independent company's are taking the job of American space travel."

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Whats the most common use of a butt plug after school? In the sport of pole vaultIng, the butt plug is the rubber end of the pole that is designed to withstand the force of being planted in a steel box.

Whatsup?! Your grandpas chance of dying.

How will Jesse die? His mom doesnt have any food left (or money) so she eats him, and then jesse's fat little brother farts on his obese corpse

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