- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where does a homeless person live? No where

Apple.

An Irishman walked out of a bar. A Frenchman was polite. An Englishman had beautiful teeth.

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

A teenage girl walks into a bar and orders an alcoholic drink. The bartender declines the order as she is under the legal age of purchasing and consuming alcohol.

i hate anti-jokes ;)

What do you call a black person that flies a plane? A pilot.

knock knock whose there?? seth oh, come in

What never seems to get old? AIDS.

What do the Chinese call ping pong? Ping pong.

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Special Olympics? Not being disabled.

What is Green and taste like an apple? An Apple

What does a turtle do on its back? NOTHING!

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

LeBron James hits a game winning three with time running out in the Finals.

A sheep walks into a baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Roses are red Violets are blue I like pancakes Ouch! That hurt!

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

Knock Knock? Who's there? The police The police who? I'm sorry mam but your husband is dead.

Why cant the white man dunk? Because he lost his legs in a horrible car accident

How many rednecks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Three.

What is the difference between a joke, and an antijoke? A joke is actually funny.

What is funnier than this joke? Jokes with higher ratings.

What did the little orphan boy get for Christmas? Nothing because he had died six months prior to Christmas due to the horrible living conditions of the orphanage.

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