Why did Charlie Sheen laugh at the TV? Because there happened to be a comedy on.

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A black man and a white man were both pulled over for street racing. They both were also found to be drunk driving. Only the black man was arrested. It turns out the black man had just massacred an entire Amish village before going street racing to celebrate.

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Justin Littleton's mom accidentally texting him about buying weed, and then offering to buy him ice cream to make up for it.

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An Asian child flunks a test.

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What do you get when you cross a turtle and a cheetah? A fictional animal.

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why was Helen Keller a bad driver? She was a Women

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How do you know that god was a male? You don't, that's why it's called faith.

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A man walks into a bar, has a few drinks and spots a nice looking lady He then follows her home and molestes her child.

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A cruise ship took sail. It was about a mile out into the water already. The blonde had missed the ship when it set sail. She was only capable of swimming a mile. She swam a half a mile out after the ship, and then turned around. She then later died due to a severe case of hypothermia due to the temperatures of the water for long periods of time.

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A horse walks into a bar, it gets a concussion. -mattobrado

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Why doesn't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead

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What did the blind boy get for christmas? harry potter transcribed in braille so he could enjoy such a magical world like the rest of us

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how Sudan answered England when England's ambassador eaten by Sudanese people? Eat ours

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Q: What's sad about seeing a dead twenty year old lying at the corner of a street with a beer bottle in his hand? A: He owed me twenty bucks.

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Why did the man start crying? Because he lost his job.

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what do you call a cow? A cow

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What is a wok? A wok is sumting you twow at wabbits.

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Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop?...... Dr Dre.

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Knock-Knock. Who's there? The person knocking at your door.

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why was the man a redneck? because he got sunburned at the nascar race.

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Adam said to God, "God, I need a companion." God replied, "OK Adam, but you need to give up a rib." Adam agreed and thus humanity was born.

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What do you call a blonde on the Moon? That depends on what her name is.

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Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas? There is no Santa Claus.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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