- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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do want to hear a joke? Women's rights

How do you wake up your friend in a reasonable manor? you beat the shit out of him

How do you get a jew out of an empty pool? Give him a lader

Why are black people ghetto? Because they are black.

How many black ppm does it take to screw in a light bulb All of them, plus 1 white guy.

Why did the Skyrim guard stop adventuring? He got cancer.

What did the dog say to the cat? I have no idea. I wasn't there.

Why did the woman start crying? She didn't have woman's rights... That's right, get back in the kitchen

Womens rights !

What does the man do to his meat? He beats it.

What's brown, dirty, and smells like feces? Feces

What is not a crocodile? The teenage mutant ninja turtles

What did the blind boy get for Christmas? The same toys from last year.

doctor doctor i have been having a sore head recently . doctor : have you hurt your head yes

What's the most common pickup line in a gay bar? "Hi, may I buy you a drink?"

Two Jews walk into a bar. They promptly order their drinks and then leave.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

hey i just met you.... and this might just sound crazy but i have a bad case of short term memory .....were we talking????

What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? Time to call animal control.

What is the secret to winning football games? Score the most points.

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what the difference between a kettle with a fever and a wooden mallet? I don't remember how the joke ends but your mothers a whore

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs. Why couldn't she see? The sun was in her eyes.

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