You know what is really annoying? An annoying baby that wont stop crying while you are trying to do very important work.

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elliot forsythe is a paedo

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What did the cancer patient get for Christmas? 2 weeks to live...

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A man walks into a bar. I forgot the rest of the story but the punchline goes something something something something your mom is wwhore.

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While I was walking home from school one day, James Brown jumped out of a bush and punched me in the face. Then, when I got home, there was a walrus sitting on my couch. He then turned to look at me and said, "Penis". I then immediately farted out blades of grass.

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What did the watermelon say to the apple? Nothing. Watermelons are fruits and incapable of speech.

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How do you kill 1000 Ethiopians? Push 1000 Ethiopians off a cliff

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Why did the kitchen cross the road?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

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How do you stop a second date from happenin? You force a dead mouse in your date's vagina.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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how hight is a china man ? derr his name is how high and he is a china man

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- Are you thinking what I'm thinking B1? - No.

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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There are two cowboys in the kitchen. One says to the other, "I feel at 'home on the range.'" To which the other replies, "Is that because of your extensive culinary background?" The first cowboy breaks down in tears because he realizes he's not pursuing what he truly loves.

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Knock Knock! Come in.

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i can't stand cripple jokes

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How do you make a dentist cry? Rape him in the ass.

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... i forgot the joke :p

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A ginger a blond and a burnett where walking in the dessert... They died of heat exhaustion.

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Rabid squirrels attacked Blake's face as winged pickles perched on Phoebe's hair.

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Why are kenyans so fast? Because due to evolutionary changes, people from that area of the world have evolved to have superior muscle builds to sprint, hence giving them a natural advantage against an equally trained athlete form another part of the world with an equal skill level

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How many Amish people does it take to change a light bulb? None because they don't believe in technology.

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What did the skeleton say when he was horny? Nothing. Skeletons are not living and therefore cannot be horny.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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