- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the redneck ask his daughter to get on her knees? His shoe was untied.

What do a platypus and Obama have in common? A brain, except for Obama.

What's the difference between you and yourself? Yourself has 4 more letter in it.

have you seen Stevie Wonders house? Nope. oh well sorry for bothering you

A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic, so to make his activities in the bar into a joke would be disrespectful and inconsiderate.

Q: What's white, sticky, and is swallowed by most women? A: Ice Cream

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was crudely stapled to another chicken who insisted on doing so.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite.

Yo mamas so fat that she slowly had developed obstructive sleep apnea syndrome and had died due to an obstruction of her upper airway while she was sleeping.

Why did someone see a penguin walking in the desert? They were dreaming, because Penguins waddle and live in the Arctic.

A midget walks under a bar

what did you call a bench full of white guys? The NBA

Mike tyson

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? The bench can support a family.

What did the person with down syndrome do? He mumbled for a while, chewed on his thumb, fell flat on his face, and died.

Why does Nathan Rogers never get any pussy? Because goblins have small dicks

A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. Sucks to be a fish.

Knock Knock! Come in!

How come Pluto and Goofy are both dogs, but Goofy can talk and Pluto can't? Because Goofy can walk on two legs, and is therefore superior to Pluto in Walt Disney's eyes.

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Why did the black man buy watermlons? Because a new local super market just opened and they were on sale.

Why does an actor enjoy his work so much? Because it’s all play.

A man goes into a bar. What are mangos doing in a bar?

womens rights

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