- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A black man is a human, with feelings, living cells and a loving and devoted family, while a park bench is made from wood and metal and used purely for people to sit on. In parks.

what do you call a black man at a school. coach.

Jamie stegman is a masive idiot and does not have a life at all he is a tool which is true becuase no one likes him

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't make sense. Refrigerator.

Spread the net.

What's the difference in a red sports car and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a red sports car in my garage.

slaughter the mussies #EDL

Hey guess what! We're birthday buddies! May 3rd.. Yeah that's why you should give me 5 bucks.

knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

Why was the ginger walking around in bare feet? He had no sole.

Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? He didn't either.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A fat man fell on him

Steve Jobs didn't die. He went to go set up iCLOUD.

Why did the student fail his test? Because he has AIDS

How does the cow say cash i dont know ask him he is the cow.

Why did Dom stop smoking He didnt I lied

Yep, super duper stressed, all of the time, but how did you know?

a chinese wompus came out of the basement.

what do mexicans like most. icecubes

why was 6 afraid of 7?

What do you do when you have those days where you feel that you go back three damn steps for every step you take towards your goal? DUUUUUH! You turn your back, see? Now you are getting three steps at the right direction for every right one! LOGIC!

if u like this i wont pay you a dollar

There once was an X from place B, Who satisfied predicate P, Then X did thing A, In a specified way, Resulting in circumstance C.

Why does the gay person where a leather motorcycle suit? Because he drives motorcycles.

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