I think I lost my number so can I... No you can't because phone numbers can't be lost

What did the monkey say to dog Foreskin

If you don't see any banners here, it doesn't mean they aren't here.

roses are scarce, violets are farse, come over here and i'll stick it up ya ar#e.

Kevin was very nervous going into his job interview. So he pretended he was a salad and ate himself.

What does Santa do on Halloween? He gives out candy to the kids who come to his door.

How many gays does it take to change a light bulb? 1, even if hes not happy im sure he would still be able to change it.

Why do they call you the interrup... SHUT UP!

how do you make a plumber cry? you hit him in the face

kyle dosnt question his sexuality

What's better than eating baby? Nothing.

Today, I found out that my parents are first cousins

josh roberts goes to church to take advantage of religiously confused young boys

Once a upon of time, there was 7 dwarfs. Their names are Sleepy, Stupid, Sexy, Shithead, Sonovabitch, Shutup, and Simon. They are a street gang called the 7 dwarfs and was notorious for causing trouble. All the dwarfs got away from the police except for Simon, because that was his real name.

What do you call a homosexual in the army? A brave and honorable person who should be applauded for their service to this great nation

Rose's are red, Violet's are blue, I have a gun... Get in the van!

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E= McVagina

What did one dog say to the other dog? Woof woof

"I think your a hoe" "Don't worry, I know I am!" "You wanna F*** me?" "Hell Ya!"

jamie looks at jacob for arousment. jacob looks at his dog.........

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care?

why did the homeless man buy a mansion? he didn't. i lied. he would need a job to be able to buy a mansion.

Q: What do the Terms of Service say? A: I dont know, I didnt read them.

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