- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why can’t a teacher lift weights? A. Because, most teachers are women and most women do not enjoy It.

What's the difference between a pizza and a black man A pizza can feed a family of four

Roses are red. Violets are blue. This next line doesn't rhyme. Nor does this one. This isn't a very good poem.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he happened to be walking in that general direction.

Why was the black man eating a banana? Because bananas are an excellent source of potassium.

What's the difference between dead babies and ferraris? I don't have 17 ferraris in my garage.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer-pressure.

What's green and invisible? This cabbage

A woman's opinion

Have you heard about the new German microwave? It's a great labour-saving appliance that cooks food much more quickly than a conventional oven

A young girl falls off a swing, she is paralysed from the neck down and unable to walk every agian.

How do you become thinner in a week? Stand in front of a Bulldozer.

How does a black guy who murdered his wife get out of jail? He serves his sentence and is allowed to return back home.

How do you kill a baby quickly? The better question is why kill a baby quickly?

What do you call a blonde on the Moon? That depends on what her name is.

what would you do if Michael Jackson was drowning? he can't drown he's already dead

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Q: How does Lady Gaga like her meat? A: Exactly what her preference is.

why did the lady take anti depressants? because she was depressed

Roses are red violets are blue I hate rhyming pancakes

What never seems to get old? AIDS.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody, because first, pineapples are too small to fit in, and second, you would drown.

Whats funny about a car crash? If a bowl of soup is talking.

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