Why didn't Joe's toaster work anymore? Because he dropped it into the bathtub with him.

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What did the priest say to the rabbi ? I'm gay.

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9/11

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Barack Obama.

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agp

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Izzy and Zayn Malick got married. Then Zayn asked for a divorce due to their age difference..

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Why did the man fall off the swing? he got hit in the back of the head with a shovel.

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A young girl falls off a swing, she is paralysed from the neck down and unable to walk every agian.

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Test

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Why did the man pick the flower? Because he didn't like flowers.

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Ask me if I am a tree Are you a tree? No.

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What happened when the chicken crossed the road? He was hit by a bus!

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What is round and will hurt you if you step on it? The sun

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What do get when you cross a truck and a cliff? Flames.

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What do you call a black guy in college? A student.

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A tiger walks into a bar. Clearly there is something wrong with animal control.

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What do you get when you sunflower? Vegan turtles.

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knock knock who's there? bell bell who? bellend

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- I shot the sheriff! - You murderer

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What did the black man say to the man from Kyrgyzstan? I've never heard of your country before.

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i am a dwarf i have a big nose im a ranga nice to meet you julia

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. Now heres a boy who can't read. Ngjmhgmgk? MTGKMJHGMjhkmjh(hgjnhgfjhgfj nj nvj vj kvnmg ifh) njki nj jo ncj kgjkfngjfk jkn jkgfngkfn gkn kgfnigkfnmg km kgf kglfn kglf kglgkflnm klnm mklm khlgfpnkmfklnmlk mbk lm klgfnmk gfmkngfnkgfklfknm m k kf mkfl m k gflmgkffmkopfdjtorper srhes hngfdlj;sdnht rktrtnr rdpkng ngngf.

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A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down and orders a sandwich. After he finishes eating the sandwich, the panda pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter, and then stands up to go. "Hey!" shouts the manager. "Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay for your sandwich!" The panda yells back at the manager, "Hey man, I am a PANDA! Look it up!" The manager's heart skipped a beat, and he locked himself inside his office, trembling with fear and confusion. Yes, it was plausible that a beast such as that could point to a random entry on the menu, and it was physically possible for it to pull the trigger of the gun (and, at such close proximity to the waiter, it would be pretty hard to miss him), but it was shocking and altogether disturbing to hear such an animal speak in human language, much less vernacular English.

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what did the duck say to the hawk? quack

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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