A homosexual walks into a church

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How did the girl get hit by a car? Better question, How did the car get in the kitchen?

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WNBA

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How can you tell if your goldfish is male or female? Put some fishfood in the bowl, if he swims to the food it's a male, if she swims to the food it's a female.

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If a tree falls in a neigheorohood lots of people hear it.

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what has 50 legs, but can't walk? half of a centipede

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? Time is irrelevant in this scenario because if this question is based in the United States it is highly unlikely an elephant will be near a fence you own, let alone sit on it, an activity rarely done by elephants and usually projected by humans onto other animals.

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A white man and a black man were walking down the street. The black borrowed the white man's phone to make a quick call when an incoming call came in. The black man, while trying to hand the phone back, says, "Here, it's your Dad." The white man replies, "No, that's my phone." Amazed at how uneducated the black man was.

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So a man was walking down the street with bananas in his ears when he saw one of his friends coming the other way. When they met up the one friend asked, "Hey you know you've got bananas in your ears?" To which the man replied "What? I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

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How do you escape prison? Kill everyone in it hen once you have escaped find their families and viciously murder them. Are they going the send you back to prison? No because you will kill everyone.

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Whats similar between a grape and a duck? They're both purple. except not the duck.

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What's the difference between a cup of tea and a polar bear? A polar bear is a bear whilst a cup of tea is a beverage

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What's worse than a dead baby? 2 dead babies

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whats worse than finding the holocaust on your forehead? a mono brow

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Have you ever heard the story of Mikey Braford? Every morning when he was little, his father would fill a gym sock with nickels and beat him with it. Mikey has severe attachment disorder and frequent suicidal thoughts.

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Did you hear about the dyslexic eye chart maker? His disability caused to him to have a difficult time at work and his production suffered because of this.

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What number comes after 29? 30.

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Q: Why does my arm itch? A: I got bit on the arm by a mosquito

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was DEAD!

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Why do African-American people like fried chicken and watermelon? Because they are delicious food items.

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What happened to the boy with AIDS? He died at the age of 12

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Q: What did Robin Williams say to the young boy? A: Nothing, He is dead

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I hate all races.. Especially the 400 meter sprint

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What was the first thing the mother did when her baby was born? Weep. The baby was a was a stillborn.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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