What happened when the man stuck his hand in the blender? Nothing, it was turned off.

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A dog walks into a saloon and says "I'm lookin' for the man who shot my paw." The patrons are afraid of the talking dog.

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why did the lesbians shop at modell's? because they thought the store had reasonable prices and considerable discounts

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wanna hear a good anti-joke? no, anti-jokes are a waste of time.

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vaginas

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What happend to the gay kid that walked into iran. He got shot and killed ????

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Once upon a time, I was a Muslim.

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A Cow Walk's Into A Bar And Say's Drink Please The Bartender Is Then Sent To A Mental Hospital For Talking To A Cow.

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How much does a polar bear weight? The average male polar bear weights about 1500 lbs (680 kg)

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How do you make a Russian baby cry? Punch it in the face

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His wife and children had just been struck by a moving vehicle traveling at approximately 45 miles per hour trying to cross the same road. He ran across the road to comfort his dying wife and two children as they took their final breaths. The chicken was also not really a chicken but a middle-aged man who had recently been laid off his job and diagnosed wiuth an incureable disease.

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Why was the alcoholic unable to pass a stool when he sat down on the toilet? Because he did it on the floor.

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knock knock ... no one was in

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A man walks into a bar what does he say Ouch

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Why do those Indian people have that dot on their forehead ? Idk but it makes a good target.

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what happened to the boy that walked down the street he got hit by a falling street light

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A Mexican, an Asian, a black guy, a white guy, a Jew, and a hispanic............... i forgot.

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A guy walks into a bar, but a metal bar, he hurts his head, he goes to the hospital to get an x-ray, Turns out he hard a brain tumor, He died the next day,

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When we was Antarctica and it was cold we would huddles arounds a candles. What did we do when it was colder? We lit the candle,

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Two men walk into a bar, they weren't looking where they were going.

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No really, try this: You: Say "knock, knock" Your friend: OK, knock knock You: Who's there? Your friend: ...... [this awkward pause makes evident the fact that it has now dawned on your friend that he has to generate content for a joke that he wasn't telling in the first place]

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On a scale of 1 to drunk how ten are you?

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Men don't cum twice easily. That's why Jesus hasn't been around for awhile.

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Yo Mama so slow She can't run very fast.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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