- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a muslim and a mexican? i don't know, i just thought that this would make an interesting question.

What do you call a black man holding a pistol? A black man holding a pistol

What do you get if you buy a big mac with a ten pound note? Change.

Two men walk in to a bar, one buys a beer. The second receives a phone call and leaves.

if Ruddell was gay what would he be? A gay prick!

Why did the girl lose her appetite She was stabbed repeatedly with a switch blade.

A convict escapes a prison he's been in for 15 years. He's soon tracked down by police and put back in jail where he'll serve another 2 years of jail time along with his 5 remaining years.

how many horses does it take to piss on a cat 17 beccause rape isnt real in somalia

Why do black people eat watermelon? Because it is a largely water-based, delicious fruit that provides refreshment in such a hot country and conveniently flourishes in the said climate.

What kind of sex do you have with twenty seven year olds any kind you want there are twenty of them

Wanna hear a funny joke? I can't think of one at the moment...

what do all 21 year olds have in common? there all 21

A pig and an elephant walk into a bar. But the pig doesn't even make it into the bar because the mentaly insane elephant ate him. Ouch

What did the blonde say to the man when he asked her what time it was? 6:34 pm

Why is the guy fat? Because he eats too much.

What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A Pilot

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

Why did the gorilla fall on the ground Because it was dead

A dyslexic man walks into a saloon and asks for a hair cut.

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

i can't stand cripple jokes

Wwhat's black on top and white on the bottom? Rape.

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