Why didn't the restaurant serve the black man? He hadn't ordered anything.

How many people does it take to drive a car? 1 person

Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because he didn't have a face

What's black and blue and hates anal? The twelve year old in my trunk

Why did the plane crash? Why? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

How do you get a firetruck to swerve uncontrollably? Shoot the driver with a 12 gauge.

What are pirate movies rated ? P.g 13 for violence and coarse language.

Why did the fat guy survive the plain crash He didn't he died like everyone else

-_- i like trains ... -_-

Barack Obama

Why did Edna fall off a cliff? Edna is blind, and so lacks the visual perception and spatial awareness of other hillwalkers.

What's better than winning the Paralympics? Having legs.

Vagina jokes aren't funny. Period.

if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

Why did the 16 yearold pregnant girl cross the road? To get to the abortion center

Your mother is so bad at cooking that people often remark on how bad at cooking she is.

A blind guy walks into a bar because he can't see.

How did the girl with no arms fall out the window? I pushed her.

I walked into my maths lesson and my teacher told me to point out the uncommon variable. ..So i pointed at the ginger black man in the corner.

Why did the chicken cross the road... He wanted to get away from all those jerks who kept asking him why he made the decisions that he did. he later committed suicide...

squirrels playing in the street=dez bryant playing tennis

I tried to call my friend in Haiti. It went straight to vibrate.....

Why did the chicken cross the road? 4

Barack Obama walks into a bar. He's black.

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