What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? The Batmobile only seats one, you'll have to take the bike Boy Wonder.

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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Why was the little boy afraid of Mr.Clean? Because he reminded him of his father who was an alcoholic and used to beat him savagely.

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A black man, a Mexican man and a white man walk into a bank. The black man reaches into his bag and pulls out his bank card, the Mexican and the the white man do the same as they need to withdraw money.

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1 + 1 = 11 Just kidding, it's 2 you moron.

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What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? By his name, which could be John, considering the popularity of said name.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was a metaphor.

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Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.

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What kind of cheese doEs god like? Swiss cheese because it's holy!

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Roses are red pineapple is yellow I'll shove your head up my ass so you can eat some marshmallows!

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Jews

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

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pretend its saturday.... what is the square root of 9? who cares? everyone knows that you don't do math on saturday.

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Your momma's so dumb, she had to spend an extra hour studying for her mathematics test.

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What do you call a car with a sunroof? A car.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A fat man fell on him

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why did the chicken cross the road ask jake darby

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Poem Of Love: Each time i see you i feel like i need you and i love you.. i hope you became my girl and live with me cause without you i can't live.

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What's inside that man's house? Atoms.

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What did Obama get at the bar? A shot... In the head.

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Stranger: Greetings. House-owner: No, you were supposed to say, "Knock, Knock". Stranger: Fine. Knock, knock... House-owner: Nobody's home. Stranger: These quirks are really getting on my nerve. Silly antics only serve to frustrate me. Oh, the irony!

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What's the difference between an orange? A bycicle you fool, a vest doens't have sleeves

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