Ask me If I'am a tree are u a tree? no.....

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What's the difference between a jazz musician and a cheese pizza? A cheese pizza is a food and a jazz musician is a person.

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Roses are Red Violets are plucked So are my nose-hairs Pretty disgusting

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure.

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Who did the Vampire bite? No one because vampires aren't real.

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Q: What do janitors and nuns have in common? A: They can't fly.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Hit by a bus Why did the bus driver drop his coffee? He hit the boy

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O: How do you kill a black man? A: Shoot him

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-if you're American in the kitchen, British in the living room, what are you in the bathroom? -in the bathroom.

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What is funny about family guy?the jokes

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a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar... they sit down, have a deep and meaningful conversation about theism, and don't really drink anything.

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Two muffins are being baked in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says, "Man, it's starting to get really hot in here." The other muffin says, "MUFFINS CAN TALK?!"

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What did the farmer say when he lost his cow? Where's my wife?

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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So a Quadriplegic walks into a bar.....

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? HIV

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What do Japan and Haiti have in common? They are both islands.

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Why did the man have an erection? He had just masturbated.

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There's 2 cows, one says to the other "What do you think of Mad Cow Disease?" The other says, "I don't care I'm a helicopter"

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what is worse tahn finding a worm in your apple? finding hitler in your house.

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What do you think JFK would be doing if he was alive today? Yelling for help and trying to somehow escape his coffin.

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There was a baby, and it wouldnt stop crying. So the mom shook it and shook it. Then it stopped crying.

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Q: What's worse than the holocaust. A: Me not getting my Christmas presents.

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a man walks into a bar he got hurt

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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