Why did the blond play Russian roulette? She is very poor and needs the money so she can feed her son.

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what is small and is not fair Mitt Romneys tax rate

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Knock-Knock who's there? Artichoke Artichoke who? Your friend Artie choked on a ham sandwich, and I'm sorry to inform you that he didn't survive.

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I've got a joke for you. The people writing these jokes. Thats a joke.

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What has 142 teeth and can hold back the hulk? My zipper.

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yeah..

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Why i Hate people. They are alive. The are breathing. The are near me.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face? The man replies "i have a huge malignant tumor in my chin"

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your momma is so poor she had you just for the free milk

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What did the poor sickly orphan get for Christmas? Nothing.

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What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? He received many presents because his parents loved him very much.

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What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? The hooker is a human being whereas the onion is a vegetable.

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What did the gay man say to the other gay man? Hey, we're both gay, let's have sex!

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If life gives you lemons, you shoud be thankful it didn't give you AIDS.

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Why did the man fall off the swing? he got hit in the back of the head with a shovel.

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" So let's set the world on fire..." Q: How do you do that? A: Strike a match...

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Suzie has no arms and no legs and is on a swing. what happened? she fell and died knock knock whos there? not suzie.

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what did the duck say to the hawk? quack

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whats white and cant climb a fence? a fridge

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What did the homeless child get for Christmas? Leukemia

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Why did the room packed with married people seem empty? Maybe they were all playing hide-and-seek. Or maybe the room was pitch black and they were all standing very still and quietly.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are both eaten fifteen minutes later.

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What's the difference between a black man and a pile of shit ? One is a black man, the other is a pile of shit.

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What do you get when you combine KIA and NOKIA? A cheap vehicle with a cheap mobile phone inside.

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Anti Joke

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