- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man cross the road? Because that it where his friend Bob lives.

why did the man die? because he died.

What's worse than getting kicked by a horse? Drowning.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? It's a spicy sort of stew, you'd enjoy it.

what do you call a disabled black man getting beat up? an unfortunate human

What do you say to a black man on fire... Stop, drop and roll !!!

Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

I'm the rubber and you're the glue, whatever you say sends vibrations through the air that hit my eardrum and my brain interprets these vibrations as what your are saying.

Q: What does 'A' stand for? A: Effort

whats worse that 3 black guys dieing in a train accident .... one was ur brother the other was gay

Whats worse than having a woman faking an orgasm? Having a guy fake one.

People eat. Thats because we poop. No its the other way around. Sloppy Joes. Thats what my poop looks like. Oh no im eating poop in between two buns!

Q. What did Grandmother get Little Boy Johnny for Christmas? A. Nothing. She died on Thanksgiving Day.

Q: Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? A: Because he's dead.

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What do you Call L.L. Cool J's mexican cousin? El El Bean

What's rock hard and is sharp? A rock...and my penis.

ON THE SEVENTH DAY OF JUNE, THURSDAY HAPPENED!!!! -ilikecrepes97

Why was the bear gay. He grew up in a disfunctional home.

What's the difference between Justin Beeber and a Basett hound? I don't know.

Tell somebody that someone told you they look like an owl. When they say "Who?" laugh in their face

what did the cat say when he walked into a room full of dogs? Get meowt of here!

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