A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver come in a gulp the guys drink down The man starts crying the lorry driver says"don't cry I will buy you another" The guy says "it's not that: Today I woke up late for work and when I finally got there my boss fired me so I get in my car to go home and it wont start so I walk home while it's raining and when I got in I found that my wife was sleeping with the gardener so I came down here and asked for some poison and you went and drank it"

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An elephant walks into a bar. He nearly levels the entire structure as he forced his way through the front door.

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Why was the black man afraid of the chainsaw? Because its a potentially dangerous weapon

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What do a fish and a car have in common? They are both edible.

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Barack Obama.

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agp

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He still lives there.

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Roses are red violets are blue I hate rhyming pancakes

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot.

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You are so gay you frequently, and consentingly are sodomized by men and frivolously enjoy it.

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A man violently rapes a small child. Unfortunately the child has aids and gives them to the man.

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9/11

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What did the boy say to the stranger at his door? He said, "i'm not supposed to talk to strangers" and closed the door.

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a man died

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There was a goat and it was eating McDonalds, I just farted and my nuts are itchy.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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ask me if im poop are you poop? no that is impoible

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Yes and no, I am into literature, I am a writer, of how to rape and kill guides for the whole family (raping the whole family that is, again instructions for the whole family with inspirational quotes) Now give an example of each book to each family member without a cover stating what the book is... ...And after the first time, the world was never the same again.

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What happens 2 seconds after you thorw a rock out a two-story window? The rock hits the ground.

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if a dinosaurs could talk, what would they say nothing their all dead

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

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A man walks into a bar. - - - - - - - - -

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Ever heard of a funny black guy? Me either

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Your friend is so blonde that when she was born she had no hair but overtime it grew out and became blonde.

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Anti Joke

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