whats red that looks like ketchup taste like ketchup and is't tomato sorce? ketchup

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What's brown and sticky? Human excrement.

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Q: What do you do if you find your tv floating at night? A: Yell "DROP IT NIGGAH!" Q: What do you do if you find your tv floating in the day time? A: Run away cause your house is haunted.

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Yo momma is SO black.

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Andrew: who's better at football, Peyton Manning or Tom Brady? Thomas: ur mom

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JFK

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What would you get if I your donkey ate my chickens legs? A court order to have them seperated.

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what did the poor kid get from santa? Nothing santa hates poor kid, but the rich kid got a very nice convertable.

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Knock Knock Who's There? 9/11 9/11 who? You said you'd never forget.

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A man walks into a school, he then proceeds to gun down the majority of the students before taking his own life. What a sad, sad day.

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BALL SO HARD... That I got kicked off the team for intentionally fouling other players whenever I got on the court, I'm sorry

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Q: What is the difference between a tree and a women? A: your mom

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She never got her drivers license.

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Ya know how when geese fly in a V-shape, one side is longer than the other? -Yes Do you know why that is? -No Because there's more geese on that side

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Two gay guys walk into a Hooters... They order cheese fries and enjoy their meal.

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WHO IS A CHIKEN???????????? I AM do you got a problem with that!!!!!!

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Knock knock. Who's there?

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What's white and sticky? Glue.

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I used to be an adventurer like you... then I enlisted for much safer guard service with a more steady salary.

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Q: What's Lindsay Lohan getting for Christmas? A: AIDS

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects and can therefore not speak.

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a leech? One is a blood-sucking parasite, and the other practices law for a living.

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Anti Joke

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