Roses are red Roses are pink Roses are yellow Roses are white

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A man goes to his drug dealer to buy Meth, there is no joke here, he is addicted to meth.

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hi

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Knock knock. Who's there? I'm insecure about my body.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I have not seen chicken since I was very young, on my parents' farm. This is before the Cossacks slaughtered them. I can still hear screams of sister as soldiers ravaged her. But back to question, where did you see chicken? I am very, very hungry.

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Why did a young boy fall off a building? Gravity.

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her.

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What has wheels and spins round and round? A dog in a wheelchair.

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How do you fit four gay on a bar stool? Divide the given space into fourths and convince them to share it accordingly. However, due to the fact that bar stools are significantly smaller than the average chair, and the likelihood that the bar has the resources to provide chairs for all of their customers, it would be highly unlikely that the men would choose be remain seated in such an inconvenient manner.

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What do you do when your dishwasher stops working? Get it repaired.

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No one walks into a bar. It is closed.

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Mary Lu was swinging on a swing * swush swush* and her mom was sweeping the porch when she sad Mary Lu go get that big fat shiny quarter on that road then Mary Lu say how about you get your self that big fat shiny quarter.! Her mom drop the broom in discussed and walkout into the road and was bout to bend down when swush a bus runs her over And Mary Lu just laughed and laughed she knew that wasn't a big fat shiny quarter it was a nickel!!!!

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Patient: Hey doc, I think I might have a tumor... Doc: Don't worry, it's all in your head.

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Your mom walks into a bar.

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I dont no the difference between their and there

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Why did the Asian man have a small penis? Because he was flaccid.

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What does Helen Keller put at the end of every sentence? A period.

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Paperclip... BANANA?!

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how many people can you eat? well, im not canniballistic, so none unless i was starving.

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What did the the policeman say to the band member who trashed a hotel room? "You're under arrest" The band member replied "Well, you're under a vest" The policeman reiterates that this isn't the time to be making any jokes and that vandalism is a very serious offence

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Why was the Blonde Crying? -because she had just witnessed her infant get sucked through a jet engine and was very sad.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

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The 80's

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