What did one narwhal say to another Hi ;)

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What do you get if you cross a Black Man with a Knife? Stabbed.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room without dinner.

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Why did people spend $100 on Kanye West's plain white T- shirt? Because it was a good looking T-shirt.

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What happens when you put a squid in the microwave? It dies.

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Why did the doctor have no peins? She was a woman.

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What is the difference between a cow and a pig? To get to the other side.

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What's worse than an apple with a worm? Serial Murder.

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A black guy walks into a bar. When he saw the white bartender's bar he got offended. There were heads of hunted animals on the walls. He works for PETA.

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Why was Thomas Jefferson chosen to write the Declaration of Independence? He was an educated man and seemed suitable for said job.

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Your mother is so succsessfull that she can have any job she wants, she is probally going to stick with her current job though, She is a lawyer.

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What's blue and has two windows ? The sky, i lied about the windows.

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Women's rights... Are a legitimate concern in today's society.

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Seen the new batman movie? [spoiler] the audience dies

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What's older than history? Pre-history.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme Others don't

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Why did the man shut up? because he was told to

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why do pedo's molest children? because it feels really good.

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Once upon a time, there was a gorilla who found Suzie. Suzie was mauled because she had no arms

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Finding your babies head in a microwave

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Haikus are rigid, Their structure gives them beauty, And if you ignore the structure they kind of don't make sense and are bad.

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What do you call one black guy surrounded by eleven white guys? Wayne Simmonds

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Theres a black a guy and a mexican in a car, whos driving? The black guy, they are best friends and happen to both be neurosurgeons.

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How can you tell your woman is cheating on you? When you witness her having sexual relations with another man that she is clearly enjoying.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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