- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? He's not.

whats worse than being ugly? being aivy.

Why did the Jewish man dive into the street to pick up a penny? He was Tevye, a character from the famous play Fiddler on the Roof and pennies are valuable and rare in Tsarist Russia in 1905.

What happened when a boy used the wrong punctuation and grammar, plus forgot how to spell the word know? i dont ;now!!!!!!!!!

What do you call a black man in the olympics? An olympian.

what do you call a gay bird a gaybird

You know what really grinds my gears? Shifting into "park" before my car's fully stopped.

What's worse than rush hour traffic? Your childhood friend, Ricky, was just brutally killed by a street cleaner

How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

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Q: How many 3 go into the number 102,351? A: Yes.

Yo mamma's so old she is dead.

Q: Why was the bacteria afraid of the sanitizer? A: Because hand sanitizers are made up of ethyl alcohol, inactive additives such as water, other alcohols and fragrances. Ethyl alcohol is the active ingredient in hand sanitizer and is designed to kill germs.

Q: What do you get when you cross a rare breed of penguin with a horse. A: Well to be fair, turtles have shells

Why was the boy praying? Because both of his parents had just been brutally murdered in front of him and he was analy defiled by the assailant and left alive to have live with the pain of seeing both of his parents be killed. He had also dropped his lollipop.

Whats worse than an old guy? An old woman!

whats green and walks? A cabbage, cabbages dont walk

You have been brought down to hell where you are welcomed by satan. "Welcome to hell, where you watch your loved ones get tortured for all eternity" Satan said "Where is everyone? " you ask "Hmmm, I guess you were never really loved"He replied

The early bird gets the worm, but the angry bird gets the pig.

What the difference between a alien and you nothing

Your momma is so dumb, that when she took the IQ test her scores were considerably lower then average.

Yo momma's so fat that when she went to Seaworld and a whale saw her, looked away, and continued on with its daily life.

A black baby dies and goes to Heaven. When god put wings on him the baby sais, "Ahh gee god am I an angel?" Then god sais, "Nahh nigga you a bat."

What's worse than dropping your ice cream cone? Man's inhumanity to man.

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