Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

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A blond and a redhead are walking down the street the red head says look a dead bird the blond looks up

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So, I was eating out this girl Until I tasted something like horse semen. So I looked up at her and said; " Ah grandma, so that's how you died ! ".

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Q: What happens when your name is Gretchen Wieners? A: Nothing. your last name is a male sex organ

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Why do guys love to wrestle? They like to have physical contact with other men.

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4 on three... 1, 2, 3, 4!

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Yo momma so ugly that she had self esteem issues and committed suicide, making her husband extremely depressed.

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What's the difference between a Jew that is half Jewish and a Jew that is fully Jewish? 1/2

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Follow the Yellow brick road, follow the yellow brick road........except it's not yellow.

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why was your family so sad? because you died due to your uncle's son's cousin urinating all over you as a baby causing you to sting yourself continually. did i mention you were born as a scorpion while your family members were all human beings making them neglect and throw you away in their trash when you would always climb out. your family secretly hid affection for you. back to the beginning. when you died everyone in the whole world except bill cosby got cancer at the exact moment you died, but years later (because bill cosby is immortal), he got down syndrome after everyone who was alive during your death died. that is why he goes doo dop bip babbity today.

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There were two oranges in a bowl. One orange said to the other "Hello my orange friend". The other orange screamed because he did not know oranges could talk.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Simple poke her face.

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Ross Tumilty is gay 8===D

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knock, knock. come in.

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My butt!!!!!!!!

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Woman's rights.

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How did Bob fall off the swing? He had no arms. Why couldn't he get up? He had no arms. What did Bob get for Christmas? Cancer.

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knock knock who's there police

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Girl-Does this dress make me look fat? Boy-Hell yea you do, wait, let me speak your language...... Cows go MOOOOO -Ryan V

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Knock Knock Who's there Bannana O He lives next door

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Why do you touch yourself at night? Because I do too

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[Insert Stereotypical Joke, And Insert Logical Answer Here] Anti - Anti-Joke

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Why is it bees travel in formation, one side is longer than the other? ... There are more bees on one side

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if a green person is sitting on a green couch in his green room in his green house on his green lawn in his green town, what color is the sky? blue of course. while it is possibe to paint or make all things described in the above paragraph, you cannot paint the sky green because it is actually the color of light when the suns rays reflect on the water droplets within the ozone layer, thus forming the sky. the sky is not a tangible object, so therfore the paint would not be able to properly rest and dry onto the surface.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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