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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man is training his dog. He tells the dog to sit. The dog sits. "Good boy!" said the man. The dog did not thank the man for the compliment because dogs cannot speak.

Why did the boy drowned Bc he couldn't swim

Why did little Suzy fall off the swing? She didn't have arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy.

two penguins are sitting in a bath tub. one penguin says, "hey, can you hand me the soap?" the other penguin says, "what do i look like, a typewriter?"

What did the Man say to the elephant Nothing this man does not speak, the elephant does though

2 people with ADD are playing baseball. One of them pitches to the other guy and the other guy swings his arms around, misses, then gets hit by a baseball bat. The batter then realized he was the pitcher and the other guy has gone off chasing after a bird that just flew by.

what do kallum and joel have in common they both work at club getaway

How did the mermaid break her arm? She fell out of a tree.

knock knock. who's there? ya ya who? dot com

So horse walk into a bar. The barkeep says "Look horse. You cant be in Here. You're too big and you're going to hurt someone....Its just not gonna work out."

What do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you....you pull the pin and trow it back

68 :)

Guess What? What? The gludeus maximus of an avian farm bird

What did the the Priest do to the young alter boy? Blessed Him

Q: How many jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 6 million and 1

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

Why do you go to a black mans yardsale? To buy something cheap. Why don't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because it is illegal.

If someone throws a fridge at the boy then they must be exceptionally strong because fridges weigh more than the average human can lift therefor he has a good future ahead of him but will have to live with the fact that he hurt a small child

69. Yeah- that's my street address.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? The same number it would take people with any other hair color.

Roses are red Roses are pink Roses are yellow Roses are white Stop stereotyping roses, already.

Knock. Knock Who's there? Jim. Jim who? Jim your best friend.

A black man walks up to a bank teller and pulls out a gun, he proceeds to tell the bank teller he saw a white man drop it outside the bank.

ARE YOU OKAY? Well thanks for asking actually I could be doing a bit better bu... BUSTER WOLF! Moral: No Im adding moral here, I mean why ask people if they are feeling okay before you break then in half?

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