- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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- Why a black man can not jump? - Because he broken his leg.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Child Protection Services. ...............

Why didn't the black man feed his family? They'd eaten about an hour ago.

How much does a fat penguin weigh? 45 kilograms.

Your mom is so cheap, that she eats her cereal with a fork to save milk

WHO the FUK are Waseem ? and Jess ??!!!!

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was stuck in its coop on the farm. Also, chickens aren't sentient, so they can't reason the same way we do.

A:why did sam fall of the wing ? B:why ? A:she had no arms. B:... A:knock knock. B: who is there ? A:not sam

What do you call a guy who hangs around with musicians? A groupie.

say this really fast D I C K, C H I C K, C H I C K, D I C K, D I C K, C H I C K, C H I C K, D I C K, D I C K, C H I C K, D I C K, C H I C K, C H I CK, D I C K IF YOU CANT LIKE IT

roses are gray violets are gray everything's gray I'm a #$%ing dog

A blonde walks into a bar She said, agh that hurt

What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was hit by a truck.

Q: What is the differenc between a Jew and a boy scout? A: The boy scout comes back from camp.

YOU SUCK RYAN V!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! U SUCK BALLS!!!!!!!!!!!!

if I was a girl I would be touching my self everywhere if I was a girl as a boy I would make a diffrence in poltics but thats not gonna happen.

What did one chimney say to the other chimney. Nothing, chimneys dont talk.

why could the boy use the computer there was nothing wrong with him

What's better than winning gold at the special Olympics? Not being retarded. - Blake Woodman

A pedophile walks into a daycare

What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? The video game he really wanted.

A small boy called peter got stuck up a tree, a man walks past and said "how did you get up there?" peter replies "i fell"

A man is training his dog. He tells the dog to sit. The dog sits. "Good boy!" said the man. The dog did not thank the man for the compliment because dogs cannot speak.

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